Last night
I dreamt about reading a Crikey piece on which pollies have tattoos.
Are there any outrageous tatts on our federal pollies? My money is on
Nelson having one.

CRIKEY: Our reader is getting mixed up with
Dr Brendan’s lairy earring – which he famously traded in with a few
other things when he became a minister, but it’s a good question.
George Bush Snr famously has a tiger tattooed on his bum. What
surprises can you offer us, readers? Titillating tatt tales to
boss@crikey.com.au, please.