Is Melbourne one of Al Qaeda’s next targets? If it is, that’s serious. If it isn’t, this item on the blog

yournewreality

probably makes sense:


Sydneysiders
are reeling this morning over news that Al Qaeda has announced
Melbourne as a possible new target of their worldwide campaign to scare
the p*ss out of people.

This is being seen as a major snub in
social and political circles of the 2000 Olympic City, and leading
Sydneysiders are calling on Al Qaeda to reconsider their choice of
future targets.

The Al Qaeda announcement is also expected to
make it even harder for Sydney politicians to redirect millions of
taxpayer dollars from spending on education, child care and medicines
for the elderly to buy CCTV cameras and other anti-terror related
security measures.

“It’s terrible news,” said one Sydney
security specialist who has been campaigning for the NSW government to
spend $100 million on his line of robot dogs that sniff out bombs
concealed in the buttholes of Islamomaniac poodles.

If
Sydneysiders are disappointed by the Al Qaeda snub then Melbournians
are absolutely gloating at the news that hit front pages and headlines
around the world today.

Fashionistas down south claim the Al Qaeda announcement is yet another sign of just how “cool” Melbourne had become.