Some variety in the email this morning with a message from Age gossip
snout Lawrence Money: “A source reckons
you have been dating the former MCC councillor Kimberley Kitching, estranged
wife of the loony blogger and one-time future lord mayor. Went skiing together,
shopping in Honkers etc. Your thoughts?”

This later appeared: “Hold the phone on the overseas trips. I’m told that is wrong.”

That’s true.
The most exotic location I’ve overnighted in lately has been Narrandera, but I’m laughing too
much to answer the rest of the query.

Can subscribers come up with a decent
response? Send your suggestions to christian@crikey.com.au and we’ll pass the
best selection on.