John Howard’s a hard one to pin down. He’s a dead ringer for cleaning products spokesperson Mr Sheen when he’s in a good mood:

Duckman when he’s not so happy:

And each have their loyal sidekicks:

Amanda Vanstone bears a striking resemblance to Madam Trash Heap of Fraggle Rock fame:

And we’re not sure want what planet Kevin Andrews is from:

Maybe Kevin “Moonface” Rudd should consider the forestry portfolio if Labor ever gets back into power: