“AUSTRALIA: AN APOLOGY

“Due
to a series of unforeseen technical errors, recent editions of the
Fiver may have suggested that the Australian ‘soccer’ team was
comprised of a bunch of whingeing Sheilas who had about as much chance
of overturning Uruguay’s one-goal lead in the Coca-Cola Vegemite Alf’s
Bait Shop Pippa’s Caravan Park Lassiter’s Hotel Bayside Diner Nice One
Warney World Cup play-off as Stefan Dennis has of scoring a Christmas
No1 with the 2005 remix of Don’t It Make You Feel Good.”

More humble pie eating here.