You’d think Carlton footballer Brendon Fevola having a drunken wrestle with an Irish bar worker and being sent home in disgrace, shortly before being scandalously linked to the “Where the bloody Hell are you?” babe, would be a clear favourite, but take a bow Willie Mason for mouthing obscenities during the pre-game haka at a rugby league Test in New Zealand.

Crikey readers say:

“Eddie Jones offering his services to the English Rugby Union team.” — Glen Klatovsky