LE MENU
Entree:
Caramelised onion and goat’s cheese pizzas
(containing at least 70 per cent former onion officials)
Mains:
Shredded pork burritos
Sweet and sour pork
Chairman Mao’s Red-Braised Pork
Sides:
Green salad
Dessert:
Mandarin curd tartlets
Apple (Isle) pulp muffins
And to drink…
Orangutan cocktails: coconut rum, banana liquor, orange juice and grenadine
Kids menu:
Oh, puhleeese, Reem; religious and/or dietary considerations aside we ALL take all the pork they hand out from that ole electioneering barrel.
but what about those of us that don’t eat pork!