Even if the Government remains way ahead in the polls – regardless of what The Australian might say – in Parliament, it’s much closer.
Brendan Nelson, especially when he keeps Emo Man on a tight leash, performs better in Parliament than he does in the real world. And now his whole team is working better. Hitherto, only Andrew Robb and Greg Hunt had really been taking it up to the Government, but now former Ministers are starting to perform as well, as if they’ve realised the bureaucrats and teams of advisers they relied on in government aren’t coming back any time soon.
There’s not a lot of substance there, admittedly, but that’s not the point. Oppositions need to manufacture issues, perform stunts, live off scraps, annoy and niggle. It’s not pretty but it’s their job and yesterday and Monday provided a demonstration that they’re working that out.
The petrol debate is now flagging – thank dog – and instead the Opposition is trying to catch ministers out with what might, uncharitably, be termed trick questions. They’re sharing the questions around, as well, with even backbenchers getting up to have a go, which if nothing else must build a greater sense of cohesiveness in Coalition ranks.
On Monday, they asked Robert McClelland about how unincorporated petrol station owners would be caught by Fuelwatch. It’s a fairly simple question that crops up in a lot of Commonwealth regulation – the corporations power in the constitution doesn’t work if you’re not a corporation, obviously, requiring the Commonwealth to use other powers to capture small entities. McClelland, fresh from his mighty victory over ACT same-sex couples, actually said the following:
The extent to which that matter is being considered by the government is a question that we will address through the implementation of the policy.
It is still unclear how McClelland managed to return to his seat with both feet in his mouth.
There was more of the same yesterday, but to greater effect. Things began poorly for the Coalition when they targeted Ageing Minister Justine Elliott over Fuelwatch’s benefits for the elderly. One assumes they thought the elegant former policewoman would be a weak link but she deflected the question with ease and efficiently returned fire. She scored a direct hit on Christopher Pyne, then returned to her seat, safe, and perhaps slightly regretful, in the knowledge that that will probably be the last time the Opposition has a crack at her.
There was more luck, however, when they locked onto the issue of child care costs. The Government’s tendency to tell people it shares their pain over rising prices will be a gift that keeps on giving for the Coalition, because there are plenty of items in the household budgets of working families that are going up. Tony Abbott asked Julia Gillard to explain exactly what she would do if private child care operators raised their charges – which, with mathematical inevitability, they will when the government’s much-vaunted childcare rebate increases in July.
Of course, there’s bugger all the Government can do without moving in to regulate the entire sector, although there’s always the (expensive) possibility of funding more non-profit and community childcare to place more competition on the likes of ABC. But Gillard refused to say that. “We’ll be watching them,” she declared repeatedly, and “canvassing all options”. When pressed on what the options were, four times, she wouldn’t say, and nor would Rudd when he fielded the question as well. Gillard handled her predicament skilfully, repeatedly turning the attack back on the Opposition, but you can tell when ministers are under pressure – the waffle words and pauses expand to fill the cracks left from not having, or being unwilling to offer, an answer.
However, the dominance of child care did enable the Prime Minister to move onto what may become one of Labor’s core themes in its counter-attack on the Coalition over the prices issue. Rudd told his party room yesterday of the need to emphasise that the Coalition was standing up for big business against consumers – for oil companies, alcohol companies, private health insurance and now, by implication, child care companies. For those who maintain the Rudd=Blair/he’s-in-the-wrong-party line, the Prime Minister might prove to be rather more firmly within the Labor tradition than previously suspected.
Forgot to mention Bernard that your comment re Brendan Nelson’s impressive way of speaking without notes doesn’t fool a lot of us. Usually people who can ramble off at the mouth, without needing references, can be very shallow. This glib way of speaking can cover a multitude of sins and is used wonderfully by used car salesmen or real estate blokes. Sorry but Mr 17% is really not that impressive either in Parliament or out of it.
As my lunch hour coincides with question time I watch and listen to the cut and thrust with interest. Frankly I don’t share your enthusiasm for the antics of ‘former ministers’. Just how much longer The Speaker will tolerate the absurd points of order, particularly from North Sydneys Hockey. Obviously he is much higher in the pecking order than the fool from the West , Tuckey , who has copped his marching orders already. He has lost the plot completely and is to be pitied. Today the Rev Abbott came very close to defying the chair and performed like a first termer rather than an experienced former Minister. Turnbull plays a game with his own rules and the acting leader of the Opposition still reminds me of stern school teacher, all gusto but no respect. I would be interested Bernard just who the other former Ministers who are performing so well are. Andrew Robb hardly grabs the floors attention, rarely heard from Ms Bishop, kept heeled by the Dep PM and a couple of the wannabees leap up and down like puppets.
Incidently someone should whisper in the boss of Govt business ear, spread the Dorothy Dix questions to some of the better speaking Ministers and keep Rudd out of that side of Question Time. The PM gets plenty of attention from Opposition questions, at the moment he appears to be hogging the show, someone should wise him up, if they are brave enough. Perhaps a private word in Julias shell like, sure she isnt t too scared of the boss 🙂
How many poor people had their crikey blocked today because of this?!?!
“McClelland, fresh from his mighty victory over ACT same-sex couples, actually said the following”
Yet again those too close to the action think that the vast general public actually watches Question Time . If they did they would be far than impressed by Brendan Nelson’s red faced posturing about fuel prices which even the thickest of Aussies knows is not controlled by government, Rudd, Howard or otherwise. And the printed press likewise re-prints that because Nelson had something to actually rave about-and his neck veins were positively bursting-that this somehow translates into a successful week in Parliament. No it wasn’t -it was just one giant w**k of a week and if that’s the best he can give he’s just a dead duck walking.
Bernard – reread your last paragraph yesterday when commenting about the polls and the journos. I have been watching Parliament and I can’t find much to cheer about with the Opposition. They look and sound like a bunch of juveniles.
Yeah, definitely reread your comments.