Overheard at the Daily Tele online art department.
Monday morning:
“So did you hear about Cowra?”
“Effin tragedy.”
“How are we covering it?”
“How about a gallery of 65 photos?”
“Good, good. Let’s have a resident looking distraught?”
“Yup.”
“Pictures of the house with Hills Hoist in foreground?”
“Check.”
“Image of the school the kids went to?”
“Done.”
“Hey guys, over here, what do you think of the home page image?”
“To be honest, I’m not really feeling the axe…”
“Is this better?”
“Perfect.”
Friday morning:
“Hey did you hear that Jodhi Meares apparently pulled out of more live TV gigs cos of her phobia?”
“Must be tough… great opportunity to run that stock shot.”
“Read my mind.”
“And can we say she used to nail it in the boardroom?”
“You’re good.”
“Meanwhile, any other norg-related stories? Running a bit low.”
“The Sun has news that Kim Kardashian’s sister also has big b-obs.”
“Qui?”
“Kim was a Playboy bunny. Kourtney’s her sister.”
“Fantastic. Does this mean their b-obs are at war?”
“Sure… and hey, that Coldplay dude, you know Gwyneth’s handbag, he says he thought he was gay until he worked out he liked cans.”
“Cool. I’ll put that in and link it to to our gallery of world’s best b-obs.”
“Great, just don’t forget to call it ‘massive’.”
“Roger that.”
Surely tits the size of these grotesque sized watermelons would only appeal to drag queens and gays. She is a charactecture (B*gger I can’t spell it) of a woman. I’d hate to have her back problems when she hits fifty plus.
puerile sponge old man? no it’s not this is right on the money
Give DT online the flick and just google its headlines unless you want to ogle breasts and delve into the disgusting. After I read tonight that ” Brinkley and Cook” (Christine Brinkley’s male partner) had a chilling phone call where “SHE tells HER HE’s about to take his life” I realised DT can’t even print the national language accurately! Stuff journalistic standards and ethics. Which means it time for DT’s advertisers to get the same message. If you advertise with DT online, you’re product is similarly sub-standard and you too can do a Gordon Ramsay – and f**k off.
Why is she described as a model? I thought models were known for their lack of boobs.
Isn’t it the most infantile, crass online ‘news” site? Someone at the DT’s convinced that breasts, blondes and the revolting is fodder for the masses. And if I see them use flaming Lara Bingle again as a pointer to any story from beaches, to cricket to tourism – despite a million other sources quoted in the story – I’ll scream. And in case DT hadn’t noticed, most of the feedback comments are actually protests about the way its stories are manipulated. While we’re fixing up politics, can we have a go at the media???