Turns out Malcolm Turnbull wasn’t just wearing yarmulke on Four Corners out of respect for the Jewish community he was visiting — he’s one of them! At least according to his local rag, the Wentworth Courier, which reported yesterday that he has strong Jewish supporters, he has visited Israel and that — seriously — some of his best friends are Jews.
It also offered the rumour that his mother had confessed on her deathbed to being Jewish. As last words go, “I’m actually Jewish” aren’t exactly up there with “Et tu, Brute” or even “Bugger Bognor”. Coral Lansbury was a writer, after all. No wonder Turnbull specifically said the story was rubbish.
Still, didn’t stop the Courier from running with “Politics, pot and my possible Jewish roots.”
You mean he didn’t confirm their religion before sleeping with them?
Turnbull has some big fans in the Jewish community, which he has assiduously courted in Wentworth. Some say there’s a particular clutch of Turnbull fans who would dearly love to claim him as their own. His Catholicism might normally suggest he’s already spoken for in terms of faith, but fandom knows no reason. Perhaps Turnbull can become the first Jewish member of Opus Dei. That’d drive ‘em wild on the grassy knoll.
It’s Turnbull’s past as a banker that is of more immediate moment to him. A successful career in a merchant bank has, in the space of about a week, suddenly become the political equivalent of a criminal conviction. You’d reckon that’s one of the reasons why he seized with glee on both Wayne Swan and Kevin Rudd refusing to demand that banks pass on all of the looming interest rate cut. Banks are plenty profitable and can pass on the whole lot, Turnbull reckons.
Getting bagged for that by the Australian Bankers’ Association — a group with all the popularity of a bunch of kiddy-fiddlers — will please him immensely. But as Phil Coorey noted, Turnbull has changed his tune somewhat, having said in January that banks should be allowed to charge whatever the market will bear.
And that was a couple of months before Brendan Nelson went further and said:
I think the responsibility for those of us who lead in a political sense is to remind Australians that the strength of our financial services sector in our country, and the strength and profitability of our banking sector in particular, is absolutely essential to our security, notwithstanding the concern, if not debate and argy bargy about what individual institutions may do from time to time… one thing that is important — whatever our attitude to movements by banks outside those of the Reserve — whatever people think about banks making a profit, there is one thing that is worse, and that is a bank making a loss.
Such high-minded sentiments are now being repeated by the Prime Minister and the Treasurer, in the basis that the credit crunch has driven the cost of money higher. And also, presumably, on the basis that neither can afford to demand that the banks pass on the full rate cut and then see the banks ignore them. That would be a bad look, in particular, for Wayne Swan, just as he has started to seem more authoritative in the role as he fronts up to the financial crisis.
The crisis is now sufficiently dramatic that there is virtually no room for Turnbull to exploit it for political gain; he needs to be in lockstep with the Government as long as it sticks to economic orthodoxy. Interest rates offer the only area in which to take issue with the Government, and Turnbull will run with it as far as he can. But it’s a tricky argument, to try to assure everyone that our banking sector will stand firm amid the international crisis, while recommending they take a cut in profits.
Appropo nothing really, I had a little tete-a-tete with net savvy big Mal about 4 years back maybe post pre-selection victory, pre 2004 federal election where Latham burned. It was about the Spy Catcher memoir of Peter Wright which despite all the obvious edits for UK national security was still highly entertaining for the noir.
The main thesis of the book was that technician Wright as assistant director of MI5 suspected Roger Hollis as a mole, Hollis being his immediate superior, The Director of Mi5 till 1965 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Hollis
Wright being the science based technician was not a rival for the director’s job in that career stream but it was his responsibility to be mole hunter, an awful job.
So Mal let out a little gem – saying the ‘conventional wisdom now post Spy Catcher publication was that Hollis was no mole at all’. So he in fact as gun for hire lawyer helped publish a well intentioned defamation? Ha ha. Now that’s funny.
If Turnbull has had indiscriminate sex with possible Jews, well, that just makes me like him more.
Seriously, if the possible Jew thing works for Turnbull, so be it. I just hope it doesn’t degenerate into the kind of Jew-baiting Eric Roozendaal faced from the Tele when he was appointed NSW Treasurer (he was forced to “deny” that he would be prevented from “fixing the state” as a result of religious obligations, something I have never seen a Methodist be called upon to do)
ENOUGH! I am introducing and instituting, as of right now, The Kid From Bondi “Moron Meter” to rate comments by my fellow respondents, posts that are so clearly biased, off the mark, veracity challenged, wrong, or just plain moronic … so here goes;
The Inaugural TKFB “Moron Emeritus” goes to ….. wait for it ….. Guy Rundle ……. in perpetuity, with second place, for today ,going to … Tommy Mac, a true dolt deserving of today’s TKFB MO Award
Party on Tom …..
And I forgot a third little moral conundrum for big Mal ….
Does he agree with some over, hopefully a very few, over that way that it was a good thing when Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated on 4 November 1995 and to quote wikipedia
“Rabin was the first native-born prime minister of Israel, the only prime minister to be assassinated and the second to die in office after Levi Eshkol. In 2005, Rabin was voted the greatest Israeli to ever live.”
I only ask because in Sept 1995 I was elected as one of 3 Bondi ward councillors at Waverley for the next 4 years of duty and I got the distinct impression of this state of affairs in the back channels when I reached out a hand of sympathy after the tragedy. It wasn’t a message of peace to be sure. So let’s play the ethnic cards big Mal – see where it leads – you can’t put a genie back in the bottle would be my guess.
For those less experienced in the vagaries of the seat of Wentworth/Eastern Suburbs demographics, who can forget the cheap shot at youthful Rose Jackson on the front of the The Australian over her undergraduate analysis of Zionism during the federal election, courtesy of tough guy Mal. He ought to be ashamed of himself.
It’s the easiest thing in the world to pander to the ultra right amongst the diaspora Jewry of our own citizenry, God bless them, in that sector of the city. But as a lawyer how about some real intellectual rigour on Mal over say the effective aparthied state of the domestic land law in Israel as per the thesis of Palestinian Hebrew Uri Davis? More of this academic here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uri_Davis
Another question for liberal minded lawyer Mal – does he approve of the censorship and incarceration of yid Mordechai Vanunu for a decade or more who spent some of his last free days as a backpacker in Kings Cross Sydney in the diverse seat of Wentworth. (Before he was tricked into a trip to Italy and kidnap by Mossad, all too late, the world knew the nuke weapon reality of Israel by then.
Over to you Antony Lowenstein, and be sure to pass him back fairly intact so I can have another go. I’m getting a taste for the sport after that roosters, swans, goosey football gag!
PS I’m 1/8 Italian of Calabrian origin e.g. home of the Camora. But it’s the content of the character as MLK would say.