For the benefit of Crikey’s readers, Walter Slurry has created the first ever “do-it-yourself” column suitable for the opinion pages of The Daily Telegraph, the Herald Sun, The Australian and a range of other subscription publications. Just start by picking your author and go from there. So many potential combinations, so much wasted newsprint. Hours of fun for the whole family:
Instant think piece by:
Modern Australia is in trouble. This country’s future is being undermined by:
These people, urged on by Rudd’s chattering classes and anti-neo-conservative pap, are responsible for:
Readers of my column will know that for many years I have been campaigning for:
These ignorant, self interest left wing people have an agenda that is threatening our survival in these tough economic times because they:
As a weekly columnist, I am able to write with such authority about these issues principally because I know more than anyone else about:
And the reason I am in a position to make such dogmatic and rigid opinions is because I have:
However, my dire warnings about the terrible fate that will befall this country under Rudd’s extreme government are supported by:
Australia is no longer the open, caring compassionate and economic paradise it was under the brilliant and insightful leadership of John Howard and Peter Costello. What we desperately need in Australia is:
I am not concerned by the many accusations, law suits, threats or personalised waste mater sent to me by Greenies, latté drinkers and the chronically unemployed, but what really upsets me is:
People often ask me why I don’t stand for federal parliament, given that I am so forthright in my views and know so much about so many issues. I would stand if:
you forgot chistopher pearson. my choice of title is Loony Tunes.