As Crikey‘s Alex Mitchell reported yesterday:

Two mobile phones have been found in the prison cell of convicted NSW rapists Bilal and Mohammed Skaf, causing a major security scare at Goulburn Jail.

So does the Daily Telegraph report today:

As Crikey‘s Ralphy Horowitz wrote yesterday:

One of the (Chaser) sketches involved them manhandling a mannequin of Governor General Quentin Bryce. She was groped, dragged up a ladder, and after a few unsuccessful attempts, thrown over a fence.

Stand by. The hypocrisy Geiger counter is starting to make a funny noise.

So does the Herald Sun report and opine today, on page 11:

And in its editorial:

Crikey, setting the News Ltd tabloid agenda since 1986.