This public service announcement is brought to you by the letters H and N and the number 1:
The US government has enlisted a new recruit in the fight against the spread of swine flu: Elmo.
As American kids go back to school, health officials are trying to contain the spread of the virus by using a fuzzy, familiar face to deliver health and hygiene tips to youngsters, like washing your hands and sneezing into your elbow.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7u4zUQh1GE[/youtube]
Watch out, Miss Piggy…
They should have used Miss Piggy.
Had you been fulfilling your role to an acceptable degree you would have followed the links to http://www.youtube.com/USGOVHHS. If this continues I will certainly be applying for your position. Post your excuses on any local coffee shop noticeboard (preferably those with wifi and a table in the sun).