President Obama holds three way talks with Israel and the Palestinian Authority:
The cool dude who runs things tried to knock together the heads of the man who keeps giving your colleagues free trips, and the leader of the people he owns.
Proposal to halve nuclear US and Russian nuclear arsenals:
We’re only going to be killed six times over, not twelve.
The Brownlow:
Two hundred men dressed like defendants and two hundred women dressed like prostitutes listened to a series of numbers being read out for four hours.
OR
A man won a medal named after the sexual favour he will demand in celebration for winning it.
John Brumby’s mission to India:
The Premier of Victoria tried to convince people not to be scared by wild media stories about violence — by not travelling to a city of twenty million people after there were reports of rumours of possibilities that something violent might happen there.
Ron Walker and The Fairfax board:
The newspaper company not yet run into the ground by a Chairman with no press background is about to appoint a grocer to finish the job.
The AFL grand final:
Homo-town versus Centrelink City.
Over to you!
Can you write up a classic historical event, recent (very recent) major news story or literary or pop-culture classic in a form so simple that even Mark Day can understand it? First Dog on the Moon paraphernalia, and a personal appearance in a First Dog strip to the winner or winners next week! Start Markdaying!
don’t let it go do you Guy?
Sounds like one of those Japanese poems. lol. Keep them coming. I wish some of The Australian headings were this good instead of misleading.
No way Mr Rundle sir.
Writing the Mark Day versions is what we pay *you* for.
You’ve provided some crackers today, but for courage above and beyond the call of duty…… John Brumby wins by the length of the straight. 🙂
Politicians waffle in New York as Homo sapiens follow genetic programming in sleep walk over a climate cliff.
A guy with no hair continues to wrestle pig with no brain, both end up covered in shit.
Can’t we move on from Mark Day now? It’s getting really, really dull. In fact he’s always been dull. Guy usually isn’t but he clearly has aspirations.
Would it be possible to resolve this yawn-inducing feud by asking the hairy duo to shave and then see who could grow the most convincing goatee in the shortest time? My money is on Guy. Go you good thing.