So Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership ended up where, frankly, it looked like heading for a long time, in a flaming wreck.
At least he went down on an issue of principle, on an issue he believes wholeheartedly in, even if the CPRS will ultimately do nothing about climate change. And he did it with style. We admired his bravado, his typically Turnbullian refusal to be bowed by his opponents, by enthusiasm for a fight against seemingly impossible odds. You couldn’t but watch him on Thursday night, or yesterday, when his ebullience seemed to border on eccentricity, without marvelling at him.
But nevertheless we all wrote him off, we all said he’d struggle to get many votes, that he was finished. It was all front, bravado, or perhaps Hitlerian delusion. And yet he came within two votes – maybe Fran Bailey’s and the thus-far anonymous informal voters of victory. Just two votes away from one the most amazing victories of his career.
Yet another lesson in why it’s always dangerous to write Malcolm Turnbull off.
Is it the end?
Well he’s not going anywhere yet, just to the backbench, to sit and watch and wait to see how the Minchin-led reactionaries run the party, in a Back To The Future re-run of the early, unfunny Howard years. He hasn’t ruled out staying in Parliament beyond next year, merely says it’s a fair question whether hell contest Wentworth again, and hell discuss it with his wife and closest adviser, Lucy Turnbull.
His very presence will be destabilizing. He’ll do to Abbott and Minchin — for it is Nick Minchin who is now in charge of the Liberal Party – what Costello did to him; simply sit there, watching, a threat by his mere existence, carefully scrutinised by a Press Gallery who might think he’s a dud leader but know he’s magnificent copy.
Turnbull, ideologically, was never a perfect fit for the Liberals, and his style wasn’t, either. His arrogant, back-me-or-I’ll-rip-your-throat-out style might have been acceptable in a Prime Minister wielding supreme power, but in an Opposition Leader, of a party that had got jack of being ignored throughout the Howard years, it was never going to work, and Turnbull must have understood that.
He must have known that every time he upset a backbencher, or tore strips off one or, as Ian Macfarlane – the ever more splendid Ian Macfarlane – said last night to Kerry O’Brien, failed to stroke people’s egos, that he was hurting his prospects, but he couldn’t help it. It’s in his DNA, it has served him well throughout his life, why change now?
Even so, he’s only been in the game five years and yet he has come such a long way. It is only the fact that he is Malcolm Turnbull that we consider his political career a failure, because he is judged by a different standard to everyone else.
It was Neville Cardus I think who called Keith Miller the Australian in exelcis, but I’d give that description to Turnbull, the Turnbull of Spycatcher, catching Thatcher’s ministers out, the Turnbull who took on Big Kerry and won, the Turnbull of the Republican movement, damning John Howard for breaking Australia’s heart, the Turnbull of Wentworth, the bloke who decided that was the seat he wanted and he was going to damn well take it, regardless of who wanted to stop him.
Even the Turnbull of the backbench, who arrived in Canberra uninterested in wasting time, and immediately became a thorn in the lazy, complacent backside of Peter Costello, a bloke who never had a hundredth of Turnbull’s self-belief, ambition and intellect.
That he came a cropper in so spectacular fashion is somehow typical of him as well. He’s not a bloke to ever do things by halves, or any other fraction for that matter.
Maybe we shan’t look upon his like again, but he isn’t going anywhere just yet. Tony Abbott and Nick Minchin better not relax for a moment. “I’m not a hater, I don’t bear grudges,” Turnbull said on the ABC this morning. Maybe. But he won’t forget what they’ve done to him, and he’s a dangerous man to get on the wrong side of.
Pass the sick bag. Today’s worshipful pieces by Crikey on Malcolm Turnbull are so ridiculous as to be scarcely believable. ‘Australian in excelsis’?? Turnbull – greater than Keith Miller? What about Bradman and Phar Lap?
To anyone who has known about Turnbull from before his foray into politics, this is absurd. It’s like that ghastly address by Bono when he extolled the great virtues of Tony Blair. Or the sort of guff said about Diana as a saint, shortly after her demise.
Surely Crikey should know better than to glorify any politician, let alone describe one in terms of gloria in excelsis.
HAIL BRUTUS
As much as I have reservations concerning Turnbull there is one feature of today’s activities in the Liberal party and that is the butcher finally got his way.
Abbott is the BRUTUS of the Liberal Party. He tried it with Howard, and a sucession of other leaders including our past long term treasurer, Costello, and now he has got his way. I hope the blood sits well on the steps of Canberra because it has plenty more yet to flow. The result cannot be seen as an endorsement of Abbott, or indeed the coconspirator Minchin. What promises were given there because its a take take lotto now.
At least Turnbull was in there with a fight and with a desire for a better Australia, whether he was right or not is not material.
Time for a shake in conservative politics.
the godwin episode said a lot about Turnbull and his much vaunted intellect
the border protection issue showed him to be lacking principle
the fact that Minchin and Abbot rolled him over climate change shows he
couldn’t run a bath let alone the country.
Surely Robert a wonderful Christian such as Abbott would not stoop to such depths. He a God fearing man, sharing his love to all. Or do I hear the hooves of the approaching Liberal Crusaders, the new inquisition, determined to return us to days of the rythem method, fish on Fridays, masterbation will make you blind and the men in frocks lead by Pell WILL BE OBEYED.
Did someone forget to wake Fran, again?
Can’t wait for Turnbull to turn his intellect – to doing what Minchin has been so content, and with so much complicity, to do from behind the curtain, for so long – to his “Augean stables”?