Shift v sack – Shanahan’s semantics. Fans of Shanahanigans will be aware Dennis can spin any poll result the Coalition’s way, but did you know he’s an expert semanticist? When Peter Garrett lost part of his portfolio to Greg Combet, Shanahan declared it a “sacking” and a disaster for Rudd. “In an attempt to clean up the mess the Prime Minister has made things worse,” declared Dennis, referring obscurely to Garrett’s “tar-baby problems.”
So, when a shadow minister not merely loses part of his portfolio but the whole lot, and gets demoted from a senior economics position to looking after roads, dams and rivers, presumably it would be even worse than a “sacking” and evidence of disastrous political judgement? No way! According to Dennis, Barnaby Joyce’s “shifting” – which apparently was caused not by Joyce’s bizarre take on foreign debt but by an unrelenting campaign from Labor – had a “hollow man” ring to it for Labor because Joyce “will be freed to pursue the ETS in regional Australia and lift the Coalition’s stocks in Queensland” and “Abbott will also be seen as having acted as a leader should and to be in control of his team.” Not a tar-baby in sight. — Bernard Keane
Feline fraud. An important correction from our favourite periodical, the Cat Protection Society of NSW’s Cat Affairs:

The newspaper that defamed an entire country
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Publishers prepare for iPad onslaught
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Publishers prepare for iPad onslaught
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The Indy and the spy who bought me
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Gays on the big screen — as long as they turn straight
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Charting newspaper stories online
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Danger, Will Robinson: news automation takes another leap
“Researchers at the Intelligent Systems Informatics Lab at Tokyo University have developed a journalist robot that can autonomously explore its environment and report what it finds.” — Singularity Hub
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