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First Dog On The Moon

They’re here! The racist ham eating muslins have arrived!

Why does Kevin Rudd hate homebrand Hawaiian Pizza?

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 29, 2010

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paddy
15 years ago

Oh most excellent and wonderful FD…..
I love you most of all when you’re angry.
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at a cantaloupe in quite the same way again. 🙂
!0/10 for today’s effort.
(Plus an extra baby elephant stamp for the complete absence of lycra.)

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Ern Malleys cat
15 years ago

12 items or less queue jumpers!

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Holden Back
15 years ago

Maybe they’re not really Muslims? Or maybe they know it’s not really ham.

I think Piers may be looking to take Stephen Colbert’s spot as satirist, even if the other panellists on Insiders, started to chat amongst themsleves as he bloviated.

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Vicki Grieves
15 years ago

The Piers Akermann Integrity Award in – deed – thank you FD for identifying the REAL CULPRITS!!!! You and David Marr are so right about this, brothers in arms….

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Keith is not my real name
15 years ago

You bastard! I was eating rockmelon when I read that! (True!)

I’ll leave the rest for the kids. 😉

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