Barnaby Joyce on Monday: “We’re importing more of our food, especially from the good people of south-east Asia … I’ve got nothing against them but I was kind of the mind that we would be feeding them, not them feeding us.”
Barnaby Joyce on Tuesday: “The ceiling insulation program, they are burning down houses as we speak, there are calamities happening around the suburbs near where we are … Maybe if they burn down enough houses, we can re-boot the economy by building them again.”
Barnaby Joyce today: “Oh well, obviously you are concerned when the miniature of a story of a, it becomes the generality of it. When irony apparently becomes the mainstay of a statement, when people say that they don’t want white bread politicians but, and then, in fact they demand them.”
And it’s still only Wednesday.
The man is a fool.
The Coalition: Iron Man, plus Irony Man.
he should be certified he is a NUTTER
Haiku
Poor Barnaby Joyce
Budgie-smuggler’s hand-picked choice
Not whitebread; boofhead.
What a difference not even a week makes in politics?
The Coalition “alternate Treasury benches”, “brains thrust” = Abbott going from his self-cast “Iron Man” to “Slinky”, with those backflips, and his side-kick Barnaby from “Moronic Man” to “Ironic Man” and back again, without moving anything but his lips!