Predicting Election Dates by Sciencing them
The First Dog On The Moon way!
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The Anecdotometer must be a control sample. Any time I’ve seen advertising executives they have erect nipples and are covered in baby oil.
Mr Onthemoon, can you really program that extremely complex and impressive Figure-Outerer? You are one sharp hound.
But ‘increased incidence of electorate office windows being washed’ would be the non-arguable indicator in my opinion. Oh, and school halls being booked.
First rate cartoon Mr OTM! What a cute fluffy little Answer. Perhaps the government could use the Megaplexotonic supracomput-o-brainiac-oid for all important political decisions.
So that’s where our missing office folders went! We haven’t been able to find our World Cup vuvuzela roster since Kewell last played a full game.
BTW, the yellow folder is where I hid the emergency box of Roses chocolates but I bet they’re not there now Mr OntheMoon are they!
But where are the Pina Coladas?