Watching Oprah Winfrey announce to her 300-strong audience that she is taking them all on a trip to Australia is terrifying, hilarious and a strong lesson in building suspense. Beware, there is a lot of screaming.
‘We’re going to Australia!’
Watching Oprah Winfrey announce to her 300-strong audience that she is taking them all on a trip to Australia is terrifying, hilarious and a strong lesson in building suspense. Beware, there is a lot of screaming.
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Sorry, I won’t be at home then. Whatever the day might be. I’ll have to be out. I’m hoping for some Australian minor celebrity to take me to America. It looks temporarily safe.
Me too. I’m outa here…
Damn. knew that bunker would come in handy one of these days. Better get vaccinated against American Hysteria just in case…
Damn. Knew that bunker would come in handy one of these days. Better get me and the kids vaccinated against American Hysteria just in case.
I am afraid, very afraid, where is Tone ‘boats boats boats’ when you need him.