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Sandshoe
14 years ago
Learned responses and fewer learn-ed than I had conjectured wondering, First Dog…to wit what might an audit reveal of the Leading Woofer of 2010. It appears you are chary about sharing with us how many poos. Now I am disappointed. 😎
Mike Jones
14 years ago
A Year in the Doggonaut Lounge.
Hilarious cartoons read: 245
Recycled cartoons read: effing dozens – what is this, the world from a holiday banana chair ?
Coffee / Coke / Beer sprayed all over the screen and keyboard from projectile laughter attack: 23
Times I’ve been reminded to not do liquids when I read FD: 1
Dreadful puns read: 4 bazillion
Dreadful puns written: 98.7 (no, wait, that was my temperature in fahrenheit)
Truly awful doggerels: 12
Limericks: 4
Chats with Holden, Zut, SBH, EMC, Venise, Shoe, Innocent, Fascinated, Andrew, Paddy: 294
Chats with others: can’t remember how many
Snits with Elan: 1.4
Entries into altered realities: 19 cajillion
Ants: (little black ones) 409.
References to Dobie Gillis: 8
References to the Pig’s Arms: 17 – but more with less moderation.
Fun had: immeasurable.
Jane Doe
14 years ago
FD, well done on only missing 25 trains – that’s a great effort.
Naps = 40, Books half read = 41. Coincidence?
Peter Forrester
14 years ago
Gee FD you really put yourself out there for all to see. Now the analysts of the Doggonaut Lounge rake over the coals of your 2010 life and read the entrails.
zut alors
14 years ago
Mr Onthemoon, I’m riddled with curiosity. On which 3 occasions were you required to wear a tie? My guesses –
1. to meet Jasper and Abby
2. afternoon tea with Julia G
3. Christmas drinks at The Lodge
4. or possibly none of the above
What about at your fabulous-fun-for-everyone book launch – or perhaps you wore a casual number because you were calling the shots?
@ Mike, only 17 references to the Pig’s Arms? Pigs!!
Learned responses and fewer learn-ed than I had conjectured wondering, First Dog…to wit what might an audit reveal of the Leading Woofer of 2010. It appears you are chary about sharing with us how many poos. Now I am disappointed. 😎
A Year in the Doggonaut Lounge.
Hilarious cartoons read: 245
Recycled cartoons read: effing dozens – what is this, the world from a holiday banana chair ?
Coffee / Coke / Beer sprayed all over the screen and keyboard from projectile laughter attack: 23
Times I’ve been reminded to not do liquids when I read FD: 1
Dreadful puns read: 4 bazillion
Dreadful puns written: 98.7 (no, wait, that was my temperature in fahrenheit)
Truly awful doggerels: 12
Limericks: 4
Chats with Holden, Zut, SBH, EMC, Venise, Shoe, Innocent, Fascinated, Andrew, Paddy: 294
Chats with others: can’t remember how many
Snits with Elan: 1.4
Entries into altered realities: 19 cajillion
Ants: (little black ones) 409.
References to Dobie Gillis: 8
References to the Pig’s Arms: 17 – but more with less moderation.
Fun had: immeasurable.
FD, well done on only missing 25 trains – that’s a great effort.
Naps = 40, Books half read = 41. Coincidence?
Gee FD you really put yourself out there for all to see. Now the analysts of the Doggonaut Lounge rake over the coals of your 2010 life and read the entrails.
Mr Onthemoon, I’m riddled with curiosity. On which 3 occasions were you required to wear a tie? My guesses –
1. to meet Jasper and Abby
2. afternoon tea with Julia G
3. Christmas drinks at The Lodge
4. or possibly none of the above
What about at your fabulous-fun-for-everyone book launch – or perhaps you wore a casual number because you were calling the shots?
@ Mike, only 17 references to the Pig’s Arms? Pigs!!