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Andrew L
13 years ago
Can we ‘av your liver then?
Tom Heeren
13 years ago
Liver-eating Suphur-crested Cockatoos—no wonder they like crackers! Who’s a pretty boy then?
Oh dear, a bulldog chained to a rock, with sulphurous cockatoos feasting on his liver.
And you thought the rapture would save you……….Seems not eh?
P.S. Sulphur Crested Cockatoos are way more vicious than those wussy Eagles. 😀
FIRST DOG UP ON HIGH: Frame four:- Could it be that Carl and you are praying for ‘a s/liver’ of luck?
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Truly it doth pain me mightily to observe the high status of women in the Greek pantheon. Not! Having had the gift of fire snitched from him by our hero, Prometheus, Zeus pondered the best revenge he could think of. He created Pandora, the first ever woman, note that my fellow Dogonauts! He created the first woman solely to punish Prometheus, talk about an afterthought. It was her job to introduce all of man’s woes.
Fellow club members, Give me your tears, women made their appearance only to torment Prometheus and bugger up all of mankind. Not for their winsome selves at all!
Is that a fearsome political strike against women, or is it not? Perhaps, during all those years of being chained to that rock with the eagle soaring overhead waiting to devour his regenerative liver, Prometheus came to regret having stolen the fire in the first place.
Can we ‘av your liver then?
Liver-eating Suphur-crested Cockatoos—no wonder they like crackers! Who’s a pretty boy then?
Oh dear, a bulldog chained to a rock, with sulphurous cockatoos feasting on his liver.
And you thought the rapture would save you……….Seems not eh?
P.S. Sulphur Crested Cockatoos are way more vicious than those wussy Eagles. 😀
Liver pate on a cracker?
FIRST DOG UP ON HIGH: Frame four:- Could it be that Carl and you are praying for ‘a s/liver’ of luck?
——–
Truly it doth pain me mightily to observe the high status of women in the Greek pantheon. Not! Having had the gift of fire snitched from him by our hero, Prometheus, Zeus pondered the best revenge he could think of. He created Pandora, the first ever woman, note that my fellow Dogonauts! He created the first woman solely to punish Prometheus, talk about an afterthought. It was her job to introduce all of man’s woes.
Fellow club members, Give me your tears, women made their appearance only to torment Prometheus and bugger up all of mankind. Not for their winsome selves at all!
Is that a fearsome political strike against women, or is it not? Perhaps, during all those years of being chained to that rock with the eagle soaring overhead waiting to devour his regenerative liver, Prometheus came to regret having stolen the fire in the first place.