New DLP senator not really DLP? As the DLP’s John Madigan takes his seat in the Senate a ghost of the party past, John Mulholland, is still backgrounding journalists that it is he, not Madigan, that’s really in control. After missing out by a whisker on a seat in the Victorian upper house in 2006, Mulholland has been embroiled in a long-running feud with the real DLP, maintaining that he is actually its “federal secretary”. Unfortunately, his quest to be recognised as a office bearer has been shot down by the Australian Electoral Commission, the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal and, in March this year, by the Victorian Supreme Court.

It’s hard not to feel a little sorry for him — Mulholland kept the DLP flame alive after members walked away en masse in 1978. He was sidelined following the ascent to power in 2009 of current president Tony Zeganhagen, but amazingly still managed to exploit a loophole to get on the ballot paper for that year’s Higgins by-election. Then, as now, his support base is consists of family members and a few NSW-based renegades. Madigan, ensconced in his new Parliament House bunker, has little cause for concern.

Land grab: conveyancing spree. Chinese state-owned miner Shenhua Watermark Coal has gone on a $230 million land grab in the NSW Northern Tablelands, as Crikey has been reporting. But that’s nothing, according to one spy, who reports Xstrata’s legal eagles are growing tired of processing two-dozen conveyances on farms around Australia — every week. Apparently.

Rio Tinto remembers human rights. Rio Tinto is the principal sponsor of the Australian Human Rights Commission’s Human Rights Awards for 2011. One Crikey reader remembers the SBS investigation last month that revealed the miner was financing Papua New Guinea’s violent suppression of rebels opposed to one of its mines. There is a certain irony there, indeed.

Tax Office doesn’t want your money. Having trouble getting through to the Tax Office recently? No really, a Crikey reader wants to know. They report: “I’ve spent two days repeatedly calling every contact number they have — usually engaged at first ring, but just sometimes you get through two or three menus before the call drops out. I would really like to pay the Australian government some money, but they are making it damn hard to do so.”

UQ’s ‘Maoist’ IT system. On Friday we brought you news of a shake-up of the University of Queensland’s IT system. About time, says one postgrad student today:

“UQ IT is a joke, a total joke. Academics are forced to use systems which simply result in non-academic staff re-entering the data into other systems manually. There is barely any automated integration. Academics are forced every year to manually compile data about themselves such as teaching and course evaluations into dossiers for their reviews. There are no systems to make this a one-click export of data already in a database for academics. Instead spend a week compiling a sort of Maoist self-criticism document.

“I realise that’s not IT’s fault but there’s no support in terms of systems to help academics and not waste their time. It doesn’t seem a priority at UQ IT that it should be helping their frontline staff who are the reason for the university’s existence. In general UQ structures its procedures and IT systems to be convenient for the non-academic, non-school/faculty support staff. They’d sooner waste three hours of every research staff’s time each week than spend one-tenth the amount writing an integration that does the work automatically. Their choice of the Microsoft email solution for students was a joke, a total joke, it doesn’t work properly for anyone who doesn’t run a Microsoft operating system and browser — in a university environment where non-Microsoft alternatives are often used.”

Leading questions for students? International Baccalaureate, the global education institute, produces “possible ‘research report’ stimuli and outcomes” for its mathematics teachers. This, as one Crikey reader, points out for us, was listed as the “possible outcomes produced by students” on the topic of weather. “It appears that someone in change of the mathematics curriculum for the International Baccalaureate might have an agenda,” they write.