In a pre-race prayer reminiscent of Talladega Nights, Pastor Joe Nelms led a NASCAR race in Nashville through a blessing of the race’s sponsors and the power of machinery, before giving thanks to his “smoking hot wife” and ending with a “Boogity, boogity, boogity”.
Boogity boogity boogity, amen!
In a pre-race prayer reminiscent of Talladega Nights, Pastor Joe Nelms led a NASCAR race in Nashville through a blessing of the race’s sponsors and the power of machinery, before giving thanks to his “smoking hot wife” and ending with a “Boogity, boogity, boogity”.
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Product placement in prayer is the best.
I liked it. If you must do mass delusion, at least make it funny. God’s sponsors must be chuffed!
Jaaayzuzz!
They all have their heads bowed… so you can’t see the smiles.
Great stuff!
“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94. Also wanna thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr. who’s got my back no matter what. ”
‘nuf said. Amen to that