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Powerfox junior
13 years ago
But his mother is a werewolf?? Explains everything….
michael matusik
13 years ago
what hand would a cat use to talk on the phone? it makes sense to use the left, as apparently cats do have a left hand bias, but i would have thought that jasper was much more than your average cat…
drmick
13 years ago
Is he smart enough to know when he is being insulted or does he hire a team of parasites to let him know? Silly me. He could just ask the other parasites he sits with.
Never mind the $12,000 FD.
Just send the fecker a complimentary FDOTM calendar.
P.S.
And tell him he’s lucky that Jasper isn’t staging a occupywankfest in his office. 😎
Venise Alstergren
13 years ago
Dear Jasper,
You are one very cool cat. Don’t you dare pay $12,000 into the coffers of the Victorian Liberal Party. Ted Baillieu ain’t all that bright; the real deus et machina is the Victorian National Party’s Peter Ryan. Read the list of Baillieu’s under-achievements since being in office. Nearly all of them are to benefit the dreaded Nashos. Grrrrr!
But his mother is a werewolf?? Explains everything….
what hand would a cat use to talk on the phone? it makes sense to use the left, as apparently cats do have a left hand bias, but i would have thought that jasper was much more than your average cat…
Is he smart enough to know when he is being insulted or does he hire a team of parasites to let him know? Silly me. He could just ask the other parasites he sits with.
Never mind the $12,000 FD.
Just send the fecker a complimentary FDOTM calendar.
P.S.
And tell him he’s lucky that Jasper isn’t staging a occupywankfest in his office. 😎
Dear Jasper,
You are one very cool cat. Don’t you dare pay $12,000 into the coffers of the Victorian Liberal Party. Ted Baillieu ain’t all that bright; the real deus et machina is the Victorian National Party’s Peter Ryan. Read the list of Baillieu’s under-achievements since being in office. Nearly all of them are to benefit the dreaded Nashos. Grrrrr!