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Holden Back
13 years ago
It writes itself.
The Quiet One
13 years ago
If it wasn’t probably very true, this would be hilarious.
zut alors
13 years ago
And, in news just to hand, it appears the former Qld Police Minister allegedly pinched the federal treasurer’s Hello Kitty pencil. The crime wave has begun…
BTW
I think you should send Cando a free T-shirt.
Gifts like this one should always be rewarded.
At the current rate, Cando’s press secretary will have to start writing his press releases in comic sans.
Andybob
13 years ago
Asterisk police here Mr. Onthemoon from the Department of Community Safety. It’s come to hour hattention that the habove cartoon twice opens hasterisks without then proceeding to close them in an afterwards way. Opened hasterisks lying about all over the place are a danger to the community generally and laura norder in particular. People in white coats have determined that opened hasterisks are a gateway gramattical crime, leading to harder gramcrimes (as we say in the Force) such as smoking your own reflexive pronouns and ultimately, very severe irregularity in the verb department.
I must ask you to haccompany me to the station where a public hasterisk closer officially designated “funny” by the Acting Senior Sgt in charge will be promulgated at your expense.
It writes itself.
If it wasn’t probably very true, this would be hilarious.
And, in news just to hand, it appears the former Qld Police Minister allegedly pinched the federal treasurer’s Hello Kitty pencil. The crime wave has begun…
Pure GOLD! FD.
BTW
I think you should send Cando a free T-shirt.
Gifts like this one should always be rewarded.
At the current rate, Cando’s press secretary will have to start writing his press releases in comic sans.
Asterisk police here Mr. Onthemoon from the Department of Community Safety. It’s come to hour hattention that the habove cartoon twice opens hasterisks without then proceeding to close them in an afterwards way. Opened hasterisks lying about all over the place are a danger to the community generally and laura norder in particular. People in white coats have determined that opened hasterisks are a gateway gramattical crime, leading to harder gramcrimes (as we say in the Force) such as smoking your own reflexive pronouns and ultimately, very severe irregularity in the verb department.
I must ask you to haccompany me to the station where a public hasterisk closer officially designated “funny” by the Acting Senior Sgt in charge will be promulgated at your expense.