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klewso
12 years ago
Tobacco leaf mosaic (has it been to TAFE)?
Mike Jones
12 years ago
Well, that’s the allende of that, then.
Stevo the Working Twistie
12 years ago
Your poor chilli is obviously suffering because of the carbon tax. My advice (and I’m sure Costa the Garden Gnome would agree) would be to put an unproductive cow in a sack and drag it out to sea. Or something.
ernmalleyscat
12 years ago
It is clear that you have displeased Huitzilopochtli the God of Chillies.
You must assemble the children of the village, dress them as jaguars and parade them before 30 priests who are to make them cry by spitting on their kittens.
Then you must assemble them in the back yard around the barbecue and extract the heart of the most trembling child with an obsidian knife.
If this doesn’t work, try the white oil again.
Andybob
12 years ago
Phylloxera in Brunswick ! I say choose option 3 and cover the place with a large glass dome.
Tobacco leaf mosaic (has it been to TAFE)?
Well, that’s the allende of that, then.
Your poor chilli is obviously suffering because of the carbon tax. My advice (and I’m sure Costa the Garden Gnome would agree) would be to put an unproductive cow in a sack and drag it out to sea. Or something.
It is clear that you have displeased Huitzilopochtli the God of Chillies.
You must assemble the children of the village, dress them as jaguars and parade them before 30 priests who are to make them cry by spitting on their kittens.
Then you must assemble them in the back yard around the barbecue and extract the heart of the most trembling child with an obsidian knife.
If this doesn’t work, try the white oil again.
Phylloxera in Brunswick ! I say choose option 3 and cover the place with a large glass dome.