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First Dog On The Moon

How do we sleep at night?

First Dog On The Moon

Aug 17, 2012

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Stevo the Working Twistie
12 years ago

You forgot Julie Bishop, who sleeps with one eye open, clutching her pillow tight.

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zut alors
12 years ago

Firsty, you are one clever dawg, this is one of your finest.

As for the question ‘how do they sleep at night?’, most of them find it more natural to curl up under a rock in hibernation until spring is sprung. My apologies to the better breeds of reptiles.

Surely SHY is getting confused with the expression ‘can’t lie straight in bed.’

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Pamela
12 years ago

AH FIRST DOG- you have excelled- WOOF

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Plonkoclock
12 years ago

.. And George Br@ndis sleeps with his brother eels at the bottom of a pond..

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drmick
12 years ago

Stevo
the other Bishop must spend a lot of time with Tony. She has missed all her beauty sleep, and over dosed on ugly sleep.

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