So anyway, Rupert calls some hacking victims “scumbag celebrities,” sardonically adding “Trust the toffs!,” ending, in a word: “Bad.” (132 characters inc. spaces, good effort.)

Also this (in full, Oct 14): “Great day in Afghanistan. First football grand final founded by friend Saad Mohseni. Very popular. Taliban promised stay away. Go Saad!”

And this (Oct 7): “Boring Sunday morning. Practically nothing in NYT, predicable nearly unreadable Review section – even unintelligible Maureen Dowd.”

There’ve been over 550 tweets, and digging down we find the heart. Go Rupert!:

“Wendi, all in car downstairs, waiting. How long?! Bored. Come on!”

“Jamie, for Christ’s sake, get your sh*t together.”

“Girls! girls! Wendi can you tell them to shut up im on phone. Important.”

“On treadmill. 45 mins already. Why I need PT? Am 81. 15 more minutes. Dying. Help.”

“Shirt! Where my new white shirts?! Wendi — No more colored shirts OK?”