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Doing the velvet bagpipes?!!!
You’re an absolute mine of appalling similes today FD.
ernmalleyscat
12 years ago
ewwww, that little tail wag as the little creep mentions pants action (while he’s holding the milk!) is even creepier than the real thing. I’ll imagine that every time I see him from now on.
cyberfysh
12 years ago
Nicely self-deprecating, Dog: concern about racehorses juxtaposed with bacon and milk, showing that none of us has really clean paws.
Adam F
12 years ago
Do chicks who gamble get loads of sex with hot blokes?
John Bennetts
12 years ago
I must be dumb… what the dickens does “doing the velvet bagpipes” allude to?
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Shifty, sleek and repugnant, and that’s just the computer graphics…
Doing the velvet bagpipes?!!!
You’re an absolute mine of appalling similes today FD.
ewwww, that little tail wag as the little creep mentions pants action (while he’s holding the milk!) is even creepier than the real thing. I’ll imagine that every time I see him from now on.
Nicely self-deprecating, Dog: concern about racehorses juxtaposed with bacon and milk, showing that none of us has really clean paws.
Do chicks who gamble get loads of sex with hot blokes?
I must be dumb… what the dickens does “doing the velvet bagpipes” allude to?