Head Ranga in sanger clanger!
In a groundbreaking investigation into 'Sandwichgate', First Dog on the Moon has secured an exclusive interview with the sandwich.
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The Chechen terror manuals clearly state that a Tarki-Tau (a type of meat pie made with lamb meat) or at least a Beshbarmak – (Meat and noodles fried and served with bread and nettles) should be thrown at visiting dignitaries.
What does this localisation of techniques mean for the security of Australia? Are we just lucky that you can’t get nettles in Brisbane.
Terrifying.
Tossing a Vegemite sandwich, how very Australian. What a fantastic country we have – anywhere else it could’ve been a Mol0tov cocktail.
That last frame says it all FD.
A broken system where kiddies CAN’T EVEN HIT THE TARGET AT CLOSE RANGE!
Oh the shame of it.
Was it a “special” school? He looked “special”. He was pointing one way and his hat the other.
His broad queensland accent was evident when he was “interviewed” by the “press” and began every reply with “Derr”. He could be emperor or premier or queen or whatever they have up there one day if he improves his aim.
The sandwich reminds me of the LNP blogger comments in Fairfax political stories.
Difference is the sandwich probably has content