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morphy richards toaster
11 years ago
Thanks for the biggest chuckle I’ve had in a long time. I saw Greg Hunt speaking on direct action last night, and it’s a shame (at least for them) the coalition don’t use him as their mouthpiece: he knows how to spin bullsh-t far better than this.
zut alors
11 years ago
The Real Solutions booklet so generously shoved into my ‘Australia Post Mail Only’ letterbox has a mere 15 pages. Why has Mr Dog got 51 pages – why has the local Lib candidate cheated me of extra Real Solutions to the tune of 36 pages worth?
ernmalleyscat
11 years ago
Aren’t they the achievement badges that members of the Abbott Youth/Green Army strive to collect and sew on their uniforms using thread plucked from asylum-seeking detainees’ lips?
I’m going for my Sad Clam this afternoon.
@Zut: I suspect that when they say they’ve hear of maths (they mean arithmetic, but that’s another argument)that they are lying. If they can’t consecutively number their propaganda booklet then what hope have they of producing a budget? 🙂
Karen Purser
11 years ago
It just gets better and better! “No more sad clams”, “Australia has a money shaped hole”. I love the idea of achievement badges though Dog, you should totally make that happen. I would buy them and wear them! PS Thanks for the opportunity to buy the magnificent Power Fox Misogyny Clock which arrived in the mail yesterday. I am the envy of my friends 🙂
Thanks for the biggest chuckle I’ve had in a long time. I saw Greg Hunt speaking on direct action last night, and it’s a shame (at least for them) the coalition don’t use him as their mouthpiece: he knows how to spin bullsh-t far better than this.
The Real Solutions booklet so generously shoved into my ‘Australia Post Mail Only’ letterbox has a mere 15 pages. Why has Mr Dog got 51 pages – why has the local Lib candidate cheated me of extra Real Solutions to the tune of 36 pages worth?
Aren’t they the achievement badges that members of the Abbott Youth/Green Army strive to collect and sew on their uniforms using thread plucked from asylum-seeking detainees’ lips?
I’m going for my Sad Clam this afternoon.
@Zut: I suspect that when they say they’ve hear of maths (they mean arithmetic, but that’s another argument)that they are lying. If they can’t consecutively number their propaganda booklet then what hope have they of producing a budget? 🙂
It just gets better and better! “No more sad clams”, “Australia has a money shaped hole”. I love the idea of achievement badges though Dog, you should totally make that happen. I would buy them and wear them! PS Thanks for the opportunity to buy the magnificent Power Fox Misogyny Clock which arrived in the mail yesterday. I am the envy of my friends 🙂