Kevin Rudd is no Jed Bartlett. He’s certainly no Aaron Sorkin, the creator of liberal TV watchers’ favourite fake president on The West Wing.
The Prime Minister’s quip on the ABC’s Q&A last night to a pastor questioning marriage equality in the face of biblical precedent — “the Bible also says that slavery is a natural condition” — won a hearty round of applause and had gay marriage supporters cheering. But Bartlett, via Sorkin, said it just a little better:
“I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important ’cause we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?”
A little more Sorkin and Rudd might just have won this thing.
And those are all Old Testament. I do believe Rudd was pointing to a passage in the New Testament, which doesn’t contain quite as much wackiness.
I think Rudd said we should forget the Old Testament and stick to the New Testament, then went on about it promoting love.
IT DOESN’T. Luke 14:26 commands that one has to hate your mother, hate your father and hate your sons and daughters. The usual excuse from the Church and I guess from Rudd too is that it means ‘Love Less’. Nonsense. The Greek original uses the word ‘Miseo’ and this can only mean hate, loathe or detest. No real god would say such a thing, or leave any doubt. A true god would have used the words ‘Agapa Ligotera’ – Love Less – if that was the intentended meaning.
Always amazes me how the religious have no idea what is in the Bible, Talmud or Koran. Malcolm
It’s a classic.
Interesting that I posted this West Wing exerpt on Facebook strings about 5 days ago via youtube and the text of the script with it.
What goes around comes around?
What a ridiculous editorial.
If he had said all that, Tony Jones would have interrupted him after the second line!
And for your information, Rudd won ‘this thing’ anyway. Whoever writes these stupid editorials needs to get a life.
The MSM are doing just fine at dropping a bucket on Rudd. We don’t need Crikey to join the other morons!!
“I’m a religious thunder-mentalist – and I Voat!”