So welcome Clive Palmer, member of the House of Representatives for Fairfax.
Clive will provide plenty of colour and movement in federal Parliament, especially in spruiking his conspiracy theories about the CIA and the Greens, or the Australian Electoral Commission, or American Express.
But how long it takes Palmer to tire of life as an irrelevant backbencher remains to be seen. Politics, for anyone who takes it seriously, is a demanding job. And life as a marginal seat holder is hard work. Your electors want you to serve them, to help them with their difficulties, to act as their guide in securing assistance from government. Their problems, however trivial, are your problems — and if they’re not, then you won’t be round after the next election. It’s an unglamorous job and sitting there bored in question time while the action happens without you isn’t the worst of it. It’s very difficult to see Palmer making the transition from mining magnate to dutiful backbencher who is prepared to work hard for his constituents.
For Palmer, the real action will be in the Senate, where his expenditure of millions of dollars has secured him, if not necessarily the balance of power, then at the very least a major role in determining the fate of the government’s legislation — that’s if he can control his two PUP senators, a putative third from Western Australia pending the resolution of that debacle, and perhaps noted kangaroo and motoring fan Ricky Muir.
This outcome can only be considered satisfactory if voters can be assured Palmer’s senators are voting to reflect the interests of their states and the national interest, and not Palmer’s own personal interests. Never before has Australia faced such a blatant example of plutocracy, in which an immensely wealthy individual has obtained a political position via which he can, if he chooses, prosecute his own personal interests rather than those of voters.
The colour and movement is one thing. But there are fundamental issues raised by the position Clive Palmer has purchased in our federal parliamentary system.
I reckon he’s parasitised the people of Fairfax to get a seat on the bored?
Imagine what he can do with parliamentary privilege?
Where were you when packer and murdoch got what they wanted by putting the government they wanted in: never before? Last election ring a bell. How old are you? With fact checking like that it is as I suspected, you must work for murdoch.
I relish the thought of Clive being obliged to spend a statutory minimum number of days attending the Reps. assuming that he can fit in the seat.
If he does not then he can be dealt with according to Parliamentary rules and even be obliged to resign if he does not comply.
One could hope that apoplexy looms as his frustration peaks at being unable to dictate as is his wont.
Like Joh, he is incapable of seeing others as having the right to question and thwart him.
Bring lotsa popcorn.
Electorate secretaries (or whatever they are politically correctly known as these days) do the bulk of work relating to voters’ requests and problems. As Palmer is prone to employing “thousands of people in this country” an extra few with prior experience in electoral offices should shoulder his load.
Whether Palmer can hack the tedious long days with occasional late night sittings will be the real test.
The fact that he’ll kowtow to no-one makes him a novelty in the parliament.
“Goofy’s plutocracy”?