We’re knights of the round table,
We dance when ‘ere we’re able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable …
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The only footwork I can associate with this government is the foot in the mouth.
FFS e’er is the word. Short for ever.
We’re knights from the Abbott’s stable
Demonstrably unstable
We pick our friends to meet our ends
We’ll screw you if we’re able.
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