Department of Australia
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Department of Australia @deptofaustralia
Leslie Nassar created Department of Australia (Hand-crafted, artisanal satire made from the finest Google image searches) in 2014. He was at times a games developer, a producer, a photographer, and a writer. In 2009, he was fired from Telstra for maintaining the Fake Stephen Conroy Twitter account. He occasionally appears on ABC TV’s Insiders with Mike Bowers and Talking pictures.rn rnIn addition to Department of Australia, Leslie is the co-founder of Wrangling Cats Pty Ltd, and created the software that manages the never-ending torrent of Tweets on ABC TV’s Q&A.
Ghoulie Andrews’ “Favourite Things” :
[Water-board classes, and whiskers off kittens;
Work-place agreements from pre-Dickens Britain;
Brown coloured doctors tied up with string;
These are a few of my favourite things.
Gambling to excess to lose your caboodle.
Relationship vouchers fit for a poodle;
Kama Sutra classes, Dharma in slings;
These are a few of my favourite things.
Sod girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Gimme leather, stilettos, ball-gags and lashes;
Paddles and ping-pong, my how they sting;
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the bit bites,
When the crop stings,
When I’m really bad,
I’m simply reminded of my naughtiest deeds,
Then it’s off to my big bed of brads.]
Oh, klewso, and I thought you were a nice person.
Good to see you ending the year on an up note, klewso.
My medication ….
[as Tiny Tim would say “God bless us, every one, tiptoe through the tulips.”]
A safe, and merry Xmas to one and all.