Not even halfway
TURNBULL: (to rodent-owning Shane Munt, during walkabout in Lindsay) “How old’s your rat?” MUNT: “Two-and-a-half.* How old’s yours?” TURNBULL: “Mr Abbott will be 59 in November.” We’ve got a long way to go, folks … *Everything from here on may not be true
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But Munt’s has a far higher IQ than does Talcum’s.
…not to mention Munt’s being more controllable.
You wouldn’t be afraid to be stuck on a desert island with Shane’s either.
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Prospero : – “You’re lucky. I couldn’t carry Caliban around like that.”