There was a moment a fortnight ago when the real world of global politics and the parallel world of political satire joined perfectly. President Donald Trump took the stage at the US Boy Scouts Jamboree to deliver a presidential address. By tradition, this is usually centred on a virtue: courage, service. Trump devoted it to a celebration of his own 2016 victory, and then proceeded to regale the Scouts with tales of parties in New York in the 1970s: “I have to tell you the hottest women were there. The hottest.” We have long since passed the point where reality resembles a Saturday Night Live sketch. The US presidency was now a Harold Ramis movie — Caddyshack Three: Eighteen A**holes at the White House. Only Bill Murray, as President Bozonger, the Hollywood pool cleaner elevated to the highest office by a clerical error, could have done justice to that Boy Scouts speech. There’s nowhere to go after that. SNL when it comes back from summer break, will find that, to be actually satirical, it will have to be more serious than the presidency it is mocking.
But that is of course the danger. The temptation to kick back and just enjoy the comic spectacle, and to treat everything real that Trump does as just another plot point. Witness the current North Korea crisis. Of course, if you were doing Caddyshack Three, you’d have President Bozonger at a breakfast about Careers in the North, noodle out a few lines that put the whole world at a new level of nuclear threat. “Well uh you know, Northern Careers that really really is a big problem, we uh we uh, you know, we have to deal with that”, he says, staring at his briefing paper which conceals a K-Mart lingerie catalogue. Cut to Kim Jong-un (Peter Sellers, in his finest role, reprising The Mouse That Roared) ordering the missiles armed.
See? Hard to stop doing it, because it has actually happened, this absurd moment, in which a particular function of sovereignty — the fact of the sovereign’s words having the weight of power — can lead us to a situation of genuine crisis, in which the fiery deaths of millions of people becomes a less remote possibility than it was a week or so ago.
North Korea has played that sovereign game before, its many thousand loudspeakers along its borders bawling out threats to roast the US in a stomach of flame, etc. But that’s the sovereignty game: the power that doesn’t have power resorts to the power of language. It’s only because we know that any attack by North Korea would be a suicide attack on a national scale (auto-genocide by misadventure really) that such threats have been something we could tolerate. Real power means that the weight of words are incalculable.
Trump’s two episodes of intemperance may have had one or many purposes — the “mad dog” approach favoured by Nixon to persuade the North Vietnamese to take a bad peace deal, sounding like a tough guy for the approval of his base, distraction from the encroaching Russia connection investigation — but they have served to really bring us closer to war. It’s a simple and obvious point to make. But my point in making it so simply, is that we are using amusement, humour, distraction by other stories and issues, to ignore this plain and simple fact (the Guardian and Jason Wilson outdid themselves on this, with a peak Guardian think piece about popular culture in an era of Trump and nuclear chaos: ah, Guardian, cultural studies grad students’ common room of the Western world).
We resort to a notion of residual rationality in thinking about this issue. We do that by ignoring the fact that we live in a world structured by an earlier episode of irrationality on a global scale, the World War of 1914 to 1945. What began with cavalry charges was ended with the nuclear destruction of two cities, Europe, Russia and China lying in ruins, a Holocaust, mass famine, and mass political murder by a supposedly humanist movement of revolutionary socialism. North Korea and South Korea themselves are a product of this early irrationality. What’s rational about half a country run as a Stalinist/fascist god ancestor monarchy? (Or for that matter, about a South Korea whose wired hyper-capitalism is becoming so hideous that defectors are now trying to return to the North?)
The simple fact of the “other”, of game theory tells us that not only can a static notion of rationality not be relied upon, but that rationality is a fluid concept. There is a point, in a street confrontation, when it’s rational to throw the first punch against a much-larger opponent. There’s a point at which that may be by far your best option. Trump’s words of “fire and fury” move us closer to that situation, syllable by syllable. And beyond that, there is simply a point where madness becomes prior to reason. The Holocaust tell us that. It’s the black hole at the centre of modernity, around which our enlightened world turns. If that can be produced from within modernity, a nuclear exchange is a doddle.
These are obvious points, made repeatedly over the course of the century. But we are in a time for making obvious points over and over, and for beating back our own tendency to distract — distraction being something that this panto horse issue of same-sex marriage and the postal plebiscite appears tailor-made to provide. What Trump has done is to remind us that the issues we tackled for decades — starting with the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament and moving through the disarmament movement of the ’80s — have not gone away. We live in a world of sovereign disjuncture. Presidents are elected kings, prime ministers only slightly less so. Elected versions of absolute rulers from an era of the horse, longbow and musket, they preside over the means of mass death, in a system that simply cannot persist in equilibrium. We have to presume that nuclear war, of unknowable dimension, is in our future, and that the only way to combat it is to transform the form of sovereignty that links words to missiles and mass death by a single, unbroken circuit.
That means for Australia, at the moment, we need peace rallies, good old-fashioned peace rallies, in every capital city. Organised by the Greens, as de facto leaders of the left, together with the churches and other peak faith bodies, and political and social groups. We might, in other circumstances, have had a prime minister who could speak from the crux of Asia and the US, who could push back against the bogus threats of North Korea, but more importantly against the real threats of the US. That would not remove the need for rallies, but its absence makes them all the more urgent. And if you’re reading this, and saying, “But this will draw energy away from the postal plebiscite,” I would suggest you repeat those words slowly to yourself.
We are in the blast zone. Literally, but also figuratively. This movie doesn’t end well for us, unless we can absolutely understand and act on the fact that this ain’t a movie.
A sobering piece, Guy.
Prior to the invasion of Iraq I was one of the two million Australians who marched in protest – a fat lot of good that did, Howard was so far up Dubya’s rear end he became nigh invisible. We were doomed to participate. What’s the difference this time, merely two different players, two businessmen, Trump & Turnbull.
It’s nothing short of remarkable that Turnbull lacks the courage to grant his own government a conscience vote on marriage equality but has now made us a viable nuclear target by pledging allegiance all the way with Trump, arguably the world’s most dangerous man. Why no plebiscite on going to war? That would be well worth $122M.
I marched also Zut Alors. A nun was marching next to me. As you say, our dear pollies take no notice. I too would like a plebiscite on going to war.
I marched also and a motorcycle cop rode into the peaceful protesters across the road from the Lodge.
When a Prime Minister wants to make his mark he has no morality. I want a referendum on going to war.
Worse still, we ain’t even in this hypothetical war yet and turdball has already pledged our support. Thanks turdball! I wonder if he’ll bring back conscription too just to get his nose right up into Daddy’s intestines.
I heard an academic from a South Korean University (sorry forgrt his name) pseaking on the ABC yesterday. Ellen Fanning asked him how the news of the Trump Un thing was being treated in South Korea.
“It’s on page 5” he said. “Every couple of years the North tells us they’lll turn Seoul into a fiery hell. We don’t take any notice any more”
The one thing he worries about is the irrational and infantile president. But on the other hand, I think so do the generals. Doubt he’d get away with pushing the button.
^ This.
The South Korean public seem to have been the most reliable gauge for what stokes the madness in the North for decades. The only time they were genuinely worried was in the early 90s and even then, nothing eventuated.
Having said that, people seem to be taking for granted that the North would guarantee their own destruction were they to be the ones to kick things off, but – and I risk showcasing naivety, here – they also forget that Seoul lies less than 50km from the border to the North, with only 180km separating it from Pyongyang. That being the case, is the North not in some way geographically insulated? ie, wouldn’t anybody considering retaliation also have to contend with the possibility of wiping out over 50 million people to the South, not mention all those in the North?
well, yes, but the point im making is that this flashpoint is simply one example of a general condition that hasn’t gone away – powerful individuals have ‘legitimate’ authority to cause devastation and death. Making a simple calculus about the degree of risk this time round wont resolve the moral-political question
If we manage to survive this, then I think it’s about time we all sat down and had a good talk about the hiring practices of Western democracies. How is it possible that in both Australia and the US we have such useless, non-representative drongos running the show? People who I honestly wouldn’t trust or employ to clean my loo?
I have no idea what the options are, but our survival rests on getting better people into these key jobs.
I guess you buy a couple of “newspapers”and TV stations. You then use these to condition (brainwash) the voting public ( or Plebs – as in plebiscite) into thinking the way that you want them to. Follow this up with a media campaign to discredit the current mob of elected representatives, and promote and sanctify your selected future reps. Throw a few dollars and sweeteners around and it’s that simple.
Ask Whitlam.
Is anyone aware of the current agricultural situation in the DPRK? It’s my understanding that the North ramps up the rhetoric and missile testing in order to negotiate food aid in return for subsequent ramping down. Are they in the midst of another famine?
One’s on its way apparently. I found quite a few online articles on it and have posted a link to one below. Thanks for your comment, JQ. I was unaware the DPRK does this.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/25/north-korea-on-the-brink-of-a-catastrophic-famine-says-the-un-6804562/
Certainly this used to be the pattern: one practised by his father Kim il Jong and his father before him, Kim il Sung. This leaves me with a somewhat queasy feeling. Is the present situation thanks to Donald Trump’s nuttiest, or has the MSM really gone over the top by provoking the winsome twinsome or is Kim jong Un as deranged as the press make him out to be? It is hard to believe that both protagonists are mental dervishes, perhaps Kim jong Un is saner of the two. What a calamity…the Anzac treaty to be invoked at a time when America has a nutcase president running the show. Not to mention our own Malcolm Turnbull who, as with all our previous Liberal Party leaders, snaps to attention when the Americans tell him to.
Please pop this on Facebook so I can share the fuck out of it.