Following the news that Pauline Hanson’s One Nation political party had appointed Pauline Hanson President for Life, Crikey can reveal the in-no-way-photoshopped, 100% genuine party constitution.
EXCLUSIVE: the eternal glorious light of Pauline Hanson
This story is so exclusively exclusive it's going to make the front page of the Oz look like a middle school newsletter.
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Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
Fake news reports that Pawline Hanson is not a cretin.
Crikey, what’s the point of these sniping, smug attempts at “satire”?
Hanson’s an idiot, move on – or examine her policies or politics or something, but this rubbish is a waste of my subscription.
I totally agree Bob.
If you’re reading this article, it means I am dead.
Pauline Lee Hanson
I thoroughly enjoy lighthearted satire, so thank you.
But, I also enjoy taking myself very, very seriously, so that cancels my gratitude.
Makes me wonder why I read it . . .
This sort of puerile parody suggests a hole in the daily edition.
In this time of crucial developments, domestic, international, moral & economic, Crikey wastes space on filler.
OMG I can see a religion starting up when President Pauline dies. Perfect way to continue the rorts.