Choose from this exceptional selection of public broadcasting assets at never-to-be-repeated prices in the Australian government’s first big ABC sale!
EVERYTHING MUST GO!
ABC News and Current Affairs — $1 billion
ABC Local Radio — $400 million
Radio National — $8 million
triple j — $4700
Phillip Adams (used) — $76.50
Stephen Fry back catalogue — $600 million
Play School — $900 million (Big Ted, Jemima and Humpty sold separately)
Q&A (including Twitter account) — $3 million
The Drum –$2 million
Contact list of IPA fellows for use in assembling guest lists for Q&A and The Drum — $20 million
Julia Zemiro — $2 billion
Leigh Sales — $1.5 billion
Annabel Crabb — $1.8 billion
Tony Jones — $350
ABC Classic FM — free to a good home (good home negotiable)
ABC Podcasts — $2.15 per podcast
Regional radio stations (free Jon Faine tote bag) — $13
Mad As Hell cast and writing staff — $500 with every purchase of Shaun Micallef
The Weekly — $14,000
Tonightly — $2,000
Costa Georgiadis’ beard — $400,000
Midsomer Murders VHS collection — $50 million
“Macca” — $49.99
The Coodabeen Champions — $19.99
ABC Grandstand — $1.3 million
Tony Delroy — free to first five callers
Antony Green — withdrawn from sale
The Coodabeens have been seriously undervalued here – should be in at least six figures with no decimal point.
Ben-you have some weird, weird shit going on in your celebrity (!) valuing cortex.
This is ridiculous. Tony Delroy no longer works for the ABC.
Also I think that the Coodabeens were deleted long ago.
As an ABC “performer”, Macca is overpriced per year at $49.99.
His unremitting snide right-wingery would have lead to his dimissal
if favouring the other wing.
I was trying to work out what wouldn’t sell, and if that means the ABC still exists as a Jon Faine tote bag?