You know you’ve been in the media a while when you start to see the kids of people you’ve worked with getting jobs in the industry.
It’s a fairly common phenomenon in media — children following in the parents’ reporting footsteps — and for me it’s always raised the obvious question: why?
Or, if you feel more inclined: Why. The. Hell!?
It’s always puzzled me how a kid can grow up seeing their parent pulling long hours, working weekends, presumably coming home annoyed every other day because the story they slaved over all day got ruined by a subbing error or errant name super, and complaining about the fact that everyone they deal with on a daily basis gets paid more than they do, and think: “Yep, that’s the job for me all right!”
And yet, it seems to happen with alarming regularity.
Which is probably because, to be fair, journalism is a trade that speaks to a particular (and peculiar) type of personality, and for all of the above it is also frequently absorbing, compelling and perversely rewarding.
Perhaps this is the same reason there are so many family dynasties in politics.
It is, in many ways, a pretty thankless job. And yet, there they all are: the Weatherills, the Chapmans, the Evanses, the Goldsworthys … and that’s just in SA. Further afield, there are the Bairds, the Newmans, the Palaszczuks, the Anthonys, the Beazleys, the Creans … and, of course, the Downers.
There must be a certain masochistic urge that drives the scion of career politicians to choose the same path. True enough, that path may have a few obstacles removed — the influence of party elders and brand recognition can be useful assets for aspiring politicians. But while, without really lifting a proverbial finger, you inherit all your parents’ political friends, you also inherit all their enemies. And while brand recognition may help you within the party, it also means you inherit the legacy of all your forebear’s failures.
Take the curious case of Georgina Downer in Mayo. A smart, articulate candidate, seemingly well-regarded across the Liberal factional divide. And yet it’s highly doubtful that even the most well-turned-out nominee would be allowed to jet in from interstate and snare overwhelming endorsement for a seat — were they not the offspring of that seat’s longest-serving MP.
But having garnered preselection for Mayo — initially back in May, for the July byelection — it’s fair to say the Downer moniker has been far more of a hindrance than a help.
The electorate has seen the younger Downer’s return to contest the seat as evidence of a “born-to-rule” mentality, a subtle assumption that the voters are being taken for granted.
This might go some way to explaining why the voters made their collective voice so resoundingly heard when they so strongly re-endorsed Rebekha Sharkie — with Labor barely figuring at all in the byelection result. But it’s fair to say Downer herself did all she conceivably was required to do. Moreover, it seems wildly unlikely that any other Liberal candidate would have snared the seat in any case. Might they have got a better result? Who knows.
But the biggest campaign failures were not Georgina Downer’s.
They were her father’s.
Alexander’s frequent presence on the hustings, while designed to remind voters of the halcyon days of his Howard-era grip on the seat, merely underlined the notion that this was more about the passing of a dynastic baton, a transaction to which the voters were expected to do little more than politely applaud from the sidelines.
And then his pompous election-eve social media sledge at the Sharkie supporters who had brought “such horrible hate” to his beloved Hills electorate — “you must all be new arrivals,” he chided — underlined how oblivious he was to the looming disaster.
Not that he was perturbed: after the result, he doubled down on the lorded-gentry persona by declaring: “Our family have been nation-builders, we’ve helped to make this nation great.”
This “A smart, articulate candidate, seemingly well-regarded across the Liberal factional divide” Is simply not true. I’ll leave the smart and articulate bit alone but Georgina Downer is NOT well regarded across the Liberal party. I have several contacts in the Liberal party as one never, unless similarly affected, has actual friends in the Liberal party, who regard her as a callow shallow dunderhead.
She is the daughter of an entitled pompous ass and unfortunately acts like one.
She and supporters tried to mellow her image (unsuccessfully) before the Mayo election, but I recall her early forays on “The Drum”, when she simply was parrotting IPA propaganda, and poorly, because it was done with so little passion.
After the Mayo failure, some of the more moderate Liberals were suggesting she might be better off in the senate. And where another IPA graduate James Paterson resides, who has a (not so) remarkable, very similar presentation style.
What nation building was Alexander actually responsible for??
Zero…. He’s a stupid effeminate nonentity who’s daddy got him the job.
His track record at foreign affairs includes failure to pass on information prior to the Bali bombing; the Iraqi oil for food corrupt payments; directing Australian intelligence to monitor East Timor deliberations on behalf of a corporation.
And got rewarded the gig in England for his trouble.
Well, he helped build ISIS by joining the US project to destroy Iraq . . . .
Poor old Alex. I spoke to a check out chick one day, whose father had been unfortunate enough to be a gardener at the Downer estate, where he was regularly chided by Alex for doing a poor job. Her entire family loathed him.
One of my cousins punched him and gave him a black eye, when dear old Alex was just a boy, Alex told said cousin and his sister they had no right to be on Downer property. Actually, they did. Their father was meeting with his father at the time. Said cousin was taken home in disgrace.
There should be a memorial plaque to identify the spot where Alex was taken down a notch.
Buy your cousin a beer on my behalf please birdbrain.
Downer, Alex, is exactly the class prefect / hall monitor type that I wrote of elsewhere.
His work in Iraq and Timor is not forgotten.
‘Smart’? ‘Articulate’?
I do not live in Mayo but there have been innumerable appearances by Georgina Downer – yes, on Our ABC – as a commentator &/or panelist by which the general public can judge her. Neither of the above adjectives is apt.
As for Lord Downer: he is Sharkie’s not-so-secret tool for success.
Picture Alexander Downer in his fishnet stockings, and see if you could be at impressed in what the twerp has to say on any subject. As the member of the ‘Australian Aristocracy’, his inbreeding shows.