Having cleverly wedged himself with his cynical Jerusalem embassy review during the Wentworth byelection, Scott Morrison had a choice in the aftermath: try to salvage at least something from debacle or, true to the spirit of that foolish, amateur-hour stunt, go all the way and make sure it was a complete disaster.
It’s not clear yet, but after Saturday’s announcement about recognising West Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, but not moving our embassy, there’s a chance Morrison has indeed pulled off the full disaster, a significant achievement only a government as dreadful as this one could have managed.
Given the backlash at the time from Indonesia and Malaysia — some of which was down to the awful non-process that accompanied Morrison’s thought bubble, including not telling DFAT until after the decision was made, and giving the department a few hours to tell Jakarta and Kuala Lumpur — some sort of backdown was always going to happen. That was going to upset the hard-right, corruption-mired Netanyahu regime. Securing the full-scale debacle, however, required some finesse from Morrison: he’d have to compromise, but not enough to placate our neighbours.
Malaysia’s reaction — that the decision was “premature and a humiliation to the Palestinians and their struggle for the right to self-determination” — showed Morrison had ticked one box. The lukewarm reception by the Israelis — with a senior official declaring they were “disappointed with the Australian decision… Morrison only went half-way. It’s a step in the right direction, but we expected more” — ticked the second box.
The Australian, which has its rabid Israel advocates and Islamophobes, but also under Chris Mitchell backed John Lyons’ gutsy reporting from Jerusalem, had a leak that the “elder statesmen” panel that advised Morrison on the issue told him to drop it altogether, and Paul Kelly gave the government a thorough kicking. Three boxes ticked.
Indonesia would make it four and a full-blown debacle, given the government had been eager to spruik yet another of its pointless preferential trade deals with Jakarta and suffered the indignity of it being placed on hold. Jakarta merely noted that Australia hadn’t moved its embassy. That may mean the trade deal is back on, or it may not. The fate of Morrison’s quest for a full-scale stuff-up remains in the balance.
Oddly, Morrison’s justification for the change was partly correct.
A rancid stalemate has emerged. Slavish adherence to the conventional wisdom over decades appears only to be further entrenching this stalemate, providing a leave pass for continued inaction. For everyone to just keeping doing what they’re doing, and looking the other way. Don’t raise the issue, just keep doing what you’re doing.
Only, Morrison misdiagnoses the cause of the stalemate. It’s not the result of inaction or a business-as-usual mentality, it’s a deliberate goal of Israel under Netanyahu.
This stalemate, in which Israel endlessly expands its illegal settlements in occupied Palestine, creates a de facto apartheid regime for Palestinians, readily resorts to mass murder even in reaction to protests and cries “antisemitism” at any and all criticism, is exactly what Netanyahu and the Israeli right want. They don’t want a two-state solution with a viable Palestine, they want the status quo recognised permanently. While only half a loaf in that regard for the Israelis, Morrison’s decision provides partial recognition, even if accompanied by the usual rhetorical nods to the two-state solution.
Australian sympathies have always lain with Israel. Like Israel, we’re a colonial settler society that was founded on dispossession and which has never recognised the status of those who were here before us. We have the occupier’s instinct to kick downward, especially at those of a different colour, who speak a different language, whose continuing presence is a reminder of our true origins elsewhere.
Rhetorical question, Bernard. There is literally *nothing* that Morriscum can’t turn into a full blown debacle.
There seems to be a pattern here. Recognise Jerusalem as Israel’s capital but don’t move the embassy. Agree to a corruption commission but don’t give it real powere to investigate corruption. Promise a freedom of religion act but put the hard questions off to another enquire.
This guy really knows how to make the tough decisions.
Board a bus but get off it so it is empty like the promised
Board a bus but get off it so it is empty like the promises
Or to paraphrase Churchill on Atlee, “an empty bus arrived and Mr Shouty got off”.
The big question that Morrison grapples with constantly is whether to shoot himself in the foot before or after he puts it in his mouth.
How many feet has he got though? To shoot yourself in the foot every day you must have an inexhaustible supply of feet. Or very Broad feet. ( Sorry about that.)
That is very good DF!
What a delicious paradox: Morrison’s thought bubble of moving the embassy was so bad that the only way it could appear better was to compound the original decision with a worse one.
Morrison was looking to sneak out of gaol but instead stepped on the warder’s foot.
Oy vey! What a schlemiel?
While on Yiddish, look up schmo, close to the affectionate scomo but more meaningful
It seems that one of Morrison’s most glaring weaknesses is yet again on rich and glorious display here. By that I mean his apparent refusal to consult. This was one of the major criticisms levelled by the Board of Tourism Australia when he was the CEO and he seems compelled to repeat those behaviours as PM. Had he consulted, he would not have made such a monumental error in announcing his “brain fart” during the Wentworth election. There seemed to be no basis for making the claim – the Coalition’s Jewish vote was largely already locked in. Now, he has, I am sure, thought he has outsmarted all of his critics – when in his palpable self-delusion, he has compounded one stupid announcement with one that doesn’t actually solve or defer anything.
His behaviours suggest that I am right in believing he is out of his depth as PM and whenver he is put under any pressure, he responds with “solutions” that are neither intelligent, nor solutions.
I have seen many like him in business. Promoted beyond their ability by a brainless or blinkered few when the vast majority see clearly their abject failings. But one of the strongest traits of such people, apart from the inevitable heavy reliance on spouted weasel words (the language of the educated fool) is the self-delusion under which they remain convinced that it is the rest of us who are too dumb to see the genius of their decisions and acts. Mr Shouty McShoutyface has this self-delusion trick down pat.
I understand that at his original pre-selection, the rival candidate received 88 votes to Morrison’s feeble 8. Even then, his branch saw him for what and who he really is and yet somehow this oafish buffoon is now the PM. This is not a triumph of doggedness – it is a triumph of the stupidity of those who continue to support a fool.
The biggest of whom was undoubtedly
Malcolm Turnbull….
Good analysis Ill fares, and mirrors my experience in work life. Dogged stupidity wins out over talent so often. Only Morrison isn’t aware of how stupid he is. I’m sure he thinks he is a stable genius.
We have reached the penultimate stage of this LNP government’s failing.
It has now reached peak “George Costanza”. The only thing that may save itself from further foolishness is to do the opposite of whatever it thinks is a good idea.
It will still lose the election, naturally, but it might not be such an utter embarrassment to the nation while the clock winds down.