There’s no more Ashes cricket after last night and this morning. The first session of day four of the fifth test averaged 814,000 nationally for Nine; a 12.7% audience share that was more than the audiences for the ABC (12.5%) or the Ten Network (12.2%). The Block topped the night with 1.57 million and that was the night. The final of Seven’s Australia’s Got Talent managed 1.04 million but went all but unnoticed.
The AFL finals on Friday night and late Saturday afternoon easily out-rated the NRL and cricket on both days. Geelong’s win on Friday night over the West Coast was watched by 1.13 million on Seven, against 712,000 for the first NRL final. The first session of the test was watched by 692,000. Saturday night saw the 951,000 watch the Sydney Giants beat the Brisbane Lions in the second qualifying AFL final, while 760,000 watched the NRL final between Melbourne and Canberra. 585,000 watched Manly beat Cronulla. The test cricket averaged 430,000 for the first session. Yesterday’s NRL final which saw Parramatta win over Brisbane was watched by 789,000 and the test’s first session last night had an audience of 814,000.
In regional markets it was Seven News with 477,000, Nine/NBN News with 446,000, The Block with 438,000, Australia’s Got Talent with 390,000 and the 7pm ABC News with 340,000.
And an apology: I killed off Shaun Micalleff’s Mad As Hell a week early. It ends its 2019 season this week.
Network channel share:
- Nine (42.5%)
- Seven (26.5%)
- ABC (12.5%)
- Ten (12.2%)
- SBS (6.5%)
Network main channels:
- Nine (23.5%)
- Seven (17.8%)
- ABC (7.9%)
- Ten (7.4%)
- SBS ONE (4.1%)
Top 5 digital channels:
- Gem (12.7%)
- GO (3.9%)
- 7TWO (3.0%)
- 7mate (2.9%)
- 10 Bold (2.8%)
Top 10 national programs:
- The Block (Nine) — 1.577 million
- Nine/NBN News — 1.549 million
- Seven News — 1.435 million
- Australia’s Got Talent (Seven) — 1.049 million
- 7pm ABC News — 937,000
- Cricket, 5th Ashes Test, Day 4, Session 1 (Nine) — 814,000
- NRL: Elimination Final 2 (Nine) — 789,000
- 60 Minutes (Nine) — 740,000
- Sunday Night (Seven) — 659,000
- Attenborough: Empire of The Ants (ABC) — 547,000
Top metro programs:
- The Block (Nine) — 1.139 million
- Nine News– 1.103 million
Losers: The final sessions of the test meant no losers — except Australia.
Metro news and current affairs:
- Nine News— 1.103 million
- Seven News — 958,000
- 7pm ABC News – 597,000
- 60 Minutes (Nine) — 500,000
- Sunday Night (Seven) — 400,000
- The Sunday Project 7pm (Ten) — 344,000
- Ten Eyewitness News — 250,000
- The Sunday Project 6.30pm (Ten) — 249,000
- SBS World News — 147,000
Morning (National) TV:
- Insiders (ABC, ABC News) — 494,000
- Weekend Sunrise (Seven) — 409,000
- Landline (ABC) — 397,000
- Weekend Today (Nine) — 249,000
- Offsiders (ABC) — 234,000
- Sports Sunday (Nine) — 185,000
Top five pay TV programs:
- NRL: Parramatta v Brisbane (Fox League) — 318,000
- Supercars Auckland (Fox Sports) — 173,000
- Supercars The Grid (Fox Sports) — 110,000
- NRL: Big League Wrap (Fox League) — 108,000
- Supercars Auckland (Fox Sports) — 105,000
Have you had your Kellogs Brexit yet? It’s fucking lickin’ goof to rid of poverty worldwide as there is more than enough money and resources held by the GREEDY RICH-SELFIES like going to Church “preying” on little childen to look like Goody Goody Gum Drops to impress friends and neighbours without the TRUMP card.
But please don’t “Pell” the Pope that while he’s doing the Hokie Pokie with the Ace of Cubs.
For more divine assistance dial 666. If on the moon dial 999 to know why cows are no longer jumping over the Moon hence why Mary had a little lamb: Now her cats are everywhere-Here Pussy Pussy. “Hey that’s a sin to have one”. Arrgh: Poor Allah Goot.
Regards to Nostra Damus for his verbal equations and Noses for the many commandments. Now the Sea of Reeds is empty-dry.
“No more oil Mate”. – “Darn those slippery Geeks”. “It’s Helana Troying with these dam policiticians wrought after wrought”.
“Mummy what’s a Lesbian”? “I don’t know darlin’ ask your father when she comes home”. “Okay so why am I going around in circles”?. “Quiet or I’ll nail your other foot to the ground”.
Now you cruel-abusive-sicko bastards know how animals feels. Be a vegepatch and save all and this one and only planet for in good time society will realize they won’t be able to breathe money nor eat money. as per the Bible “Go forth and multiply as Thou must kill to be super rich”.
The only way to stop stop climate change is the root of the problem: Cull the Human race now just over 7 billion. 200,000 years ago Earth’s population was about 1 billion. Human infestation is like a cancerous tumor in one’s body. Do you get rid of it or allow it a second chance to go forth and multiply? Your call.
Natures events of cycles over each several millions years also causes “climate” changes such as the earth’s eliptical orbit around the sun, continental drifts, Earth axis varying a 1 to 4.5 degrees and our sun becoming larger and hotter which is good time will turn out to be a super-nova.
Bye everyone-nice knowing you. “Next planet please”. “Which one”? “The nearest one about 2 lights years away you fucking idiot”. “Stand by for take off with visionary perception”.
“Far out man I’ll be super rich laughing all the way to the bank”. “Which Bank”? “The West Bank idiot”.
Adios and Hate Hitler. Take care and Dog Bless: Jan Anthonisz-MEMBER OF THE LOYAL FAMILY
jan.anthonisz@live.com.au — for the next Bexit cereal.
And God Save A Queen as it parades behind worshippers bending over kissing the floor for another blow job without Mr Dyson sucking up to dictorial world leaders holding their TRUMP CRAD for another spin with 007 just going around in circles as always with more Summit meetings ontop of Old Smokey. “Ciggarette”?
“No thanks-I’m a Robot”. “Chicken-It’s Fuckin’ lickin’ Grreat-Hello Sailor”.