We don’t know how close former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce came to seizing the deputy prime ministership this morning. The Nationals won’t reveal the numbers. But the fact that he was a serious contender in any way reveals how farcical the government is becoming.
Scott Morrison has endured a nightmare start to the year, all of it of his own creation. There’s his climate denialism, and that of his party. There’s his loss of political judgment in relation to the bushfire catastrophe. And there’s the extraordinary and blatant rorting of taxpayer money that went on in the community sports infrastructure program, with the connivance of his own office.
But Joyce’s attempt to recover the position that he was forced to resign two years ago can only have left Liberals agog at the self-indulgence of sections of the Nationals Party.
On a day that was supposed to have been given over to the political class paying respects to the victims of the bushfire catastrophe, a significant section of the Nationals decided that a climate denialist and target of serious accusations of sexual harassment should be elevated to the second highest political office and restored to cabinet.
Remember, the allegations of sexual harassment against Joyce that forced his departure in 2018 remain unresolved to this day.
The only action taken by anyone in the Nationals in relation to them has been to leak the identity of a complainant. But a number of MPs and senators — just short of half of the Nationals party room — still think he’s fit to make deputy PM.
One wonders how regional and rural women — or, for that matter, anyone with a shred of decency — will react to that.
The government itself is still trying to clean up some of the messes Joyce left from his stint as agriculture minister two years on, including the continuing fallout from the maladministration of the Murray-Darling at the Commonwealth and NSW levels, and continuing questions over water acquisition deals made by Joyce.
And make no mistake: today was a revolt of a denialist rump, led by Queensland senator Matthew Canavan, who is not merely a climate denialist but a long-term advocate for substantially increased burning of coal.
To the extent that Scott Morrison might have ever been contemplating even the faintest of “pivots” on climate policy in the interests of not losing touch with the electorate, he’s now been given a clear warning that denialists in the Nationals will happily blow the joint up over it — despite some of the strongest calls for climate action during the bushfire catastrophe coming from regional communities.
At least when it comes to Liberal denialists like Craig Kelly, Morrison has some sway — one wonders whether the prime minister will intervene again so enthusiastically to protect Kelly’s preselection like he did before the last election. But he has no control over rogue Nationals who want to burn the planet faster.
At least Canavan managed to rebel in true Nationals style, resigning from the frontbench at the same time as he admitted a conflict of interest in relation to a grant made under the Northern Australia Infrastructure Facility.
That program has been an unusual National Party bungle in that the problem has hitherto been the failure to spend any money, rather than the porkbarrelling of it.
Canavan, it appears, won’t be returning to cabinet after this morning, leaving him to spend more time with his coal, and plot the next leadership tilt with his former boss Joyce.
The clock is now ticking on McCormack’s leadership.
The end could come any time parliament sits in coming months, presenting Morrison with an ongoing distraction and source of destabilisation.
At any moment, Barnaby Joyce could return to the deputy prime ministership, presenting a beet-red face of climate denialism and sexual scandal to voters already soured on a government that has stumbled, bungled and rorted its way into 2020.
Seeing Joyce’s video rant earlier this year made me realise a) I don’t understand Nationals voters, and b) I don’t understand Nationals politicians. Just under half thought Joyce was best for the job?! Are they seriously lacking anyone better amongst the rest of them?
Littleproud at least is not a complete tosser. Only one I can think of.
Darren Chester is even less of a tosser. These two are the cream of a tatty crop.
I agree. Chester could pass for decent and thoughtful, so finding him in with the Nats is puzzling. It’s clear why he is kept far from any position of influence.
Littleproud, on the other hand, is only distinguished from the rest by his superior delivery of the standard Nats bullshit and lies. At heart he’s as ghastly as any of them.
You posted this before watching “7.30”. “Life of Brian” gave us Biggus Dickus, we got Littleproud.
Bring back Barnyard by all means, clown cars are supposed to make us laugh not go around all gloomy while covering ourselves in ashes.
Is it true that Canavan has been advocating a return to Ash-on-All service, with Australia’s youth required to spend 2 years after school mining coal?
Boom Boom!
Dear Crikey,
I wish to report an editorial error that appeared in an earlier headline of your publication.
The headline stated that Barnaby was getting back ON the horse, when it should have stated that Barnaby was getting back IN the horse. This is an important distinction, as we will now recognise that what we thought was the sound of the horse breaking wind was, in fact, just Barnaby talking.
It is ok that you didn’t state which end of the horse Barnaby was occupying, as we all know which one he prefers.
By the way, Scottie FM has asked you to please pass on two messages to Barnaby, if you happen to see him.
First, he wishes to reiterate that the horse costume is just on loan. He (Scottie) will need it back before the next election.
Second, can he (Barnaby) please have the rear end of the costume dry cleaned before he sends it back. Last time he didn’t and it stank of Barnaby brain farts. Scottie much prefers the smell of his own.
Thank you for all your good work. Please keep it up and have a nice day.
Regards,
A concerned reader.
Horsing around indeed 🙂
In a world where power is held by the likes of Trump, Johnson & Morrison I fully expected Joyce to be the new leader of the Nationals. Bullies, freaks & bluster appear to be politically fashionable this season.
We know Joyce won’t rest until he’s once more deputy PM. As if our country isn’t in enough strife already.