The Meghan and Harry saga that has dominated the news this week signifies as equal parts meaningless pantomime and an illustration of how power works.
Piers Morgan’s role is no different.
Partly in the journey between Meghan Markle declining to go for a second drink with Morgan (“Meghan Markle ghosted me. I really liked her, this is why it hurts,” he said in 2018) and his seemingly obsessive focus on destroying her ever since.
But also how a man like Morgan has found himself in a position to do so — an amazing talent for falling up.
Morgan started out in the cesspool of 1990s Fleet Street, his shamelessness and ability with self-promotion guiding him into the editor’s chair of the News of the World, until he was transferred to the Daily Mirror (having apparently been too grubby for News of The World which, you may remember, is the Murdoch tabloid so grubby it had to be shut down). Morgan, despite all manner of circumstantial evidence, remained clear of the phone hacking scandals.
He had to leave the Mirror after it published photos reportedly of British soldiers apparently torturing Iraqi prisoners that were later shown to be crude fakes.
He has barely been off the TV in UK and — even more bafflingly — in the US since. Indeed of all the takes Morgan elicits, the one I feel is missing is bafflement at this odd little man judging a talent show and holding political interviews.
And so to Markle, where Morgan’s completely predictable apoplexy on Good Morning Britain was met with equally predictable backlash and his less predictable departure from the show.
The departure trailed a lot of “I believe in freedom of speech”/tweet with a Churchill quote stuff. You know the drill.
“If I have to fall on my sword for expressing an honestly held opinion about Meghan Markle and that diatribe of bilge that she came out with in that interview, so be it,” he said.
Of course, the fact that he actually just stormed out and quit because he was being criticised for his words never factors in. And none of this will prevent him tripping into another high profile gig.
Alan Jones gets a co-billing this week for his reminder that whatever culture war battling we see overseas, our own after dark grifters will find a way to echo it back to us in new and ever more contemptible ways.
It doesn’t sound like much, maybe, although it should: there is nothing Alan Jones wouldn’t say.
So there’s the predictable gushing about Morgan’s “frankness and forthrightness” which will apparently outlive the woke people who are offended by “anything and everything”.
Again: Morgan said something, was criticised for it, and then quit. He is a martyr to literally nothing.
Then there was some dog-whistling bullshit denying the fixation on Markle was racist. “No matter your colour, it is the behaviour we object to,” he said.
So far, so obvious. But then came his assertion that the best character assessment of Markle was “how she has treated her father”.
Jones asked what kind of person “abandons a parent”. “And now, as a grandparent, Mr Markle hasn’t seen his grandson.”
I suppose you and I are a bit old-fashioned, but there are many words of testimony to the value of a father. This millionaire daughter can speak to a billionaire media figure and trash an historic and well-regarded institution. But the millionaire daughter … has no time to speak to her father.
Decent caring people express thanks for the special relationship between fathers and daughters.
Regardless of what one thinks of Markle, the invocation of her father — who staged paparrazzi pictures of his daughter for money, who sent the press a private letter she had sent him and who now makes his living doing interviews criticising her — is utterly vile.
That Jones — who once said then prime minister Julia Gillard’s recently dead father had died of shame — would now pontificate about the “special relationship” between father and daughter maybe shouldn’t be shocking. The man incited a fucking race riot, after all.
But it quietly illustrated that there is nothing beneath his dignity, no slight sense of decency that tells him he ought not to say something.
Heckle and Jeckle, dumb and dumber, the fact that these two imbeciles have T.V shows is a clear indication of the size of the British and Australian intellect, but what is even more concerning is the fact that media organizations know how dumb their viewer base is and exploit it to the hilt.
Since when did Mr. Allan Jones become an authority on fatherhood and even grandfatherhood? It is truly amazing what talents and experience this incredible paragon of wisdom has at his fingertips and on his lips. Piers Morgan I know little about but what little I have seen and heard is not attractive in any shape, form or sound.
The same reason he’s supposedly an authority on climate change: he’s surrounded himself with toadying lickspittles who never challenge his opinions, no matter how ludicrous and ill-informed.
Thanks for the passion, Charlie, you’re young – God willing, you’ll have time to forget them both when the world is thankfully rid of them and their opinions.
when you get too close to your batmans arse you are buttling.. its more popular than strip cribbage at Alans
One wonders how much of Morgan’s performance was intended to gain more notoriety and get sacked to take other opportunities…..
Andrew Neill of the new GB News* channel has apparently offered Morgan a role…
*Like the new Murdoch right wing channel News UK, GB News will be privately funded by wealthy individuals and appears to be linked to Kochs and related modus operandi…. according to ByLine Times UK (15 Feb 21) in article ‘GB NEWS FUNDER LEGATUM ‘Linked to Koch Climate Denial Network & US ‘Race-Baiting’
‘major funder backing the upcoming media channel GB News has links to the Koch climate science denial network, as well as to two neoconservative US publications with a history of troubling reporting on black communities, documents seen by Byline Times reveal.
The revelations provide new context to GB News chairman Andrew Neil’s announcement that the channel will aim challenge the ‘woke’ liberal consensus’.
Like Abbott’s favourite, Heritage Foundation’s founder (Moral Majority too), Paul Weyrich, saw his role ‘to litter the world with right wing think tanks’… now it’s media too.