There is something grimly hilarious about the communiques from Sydney these days. As Melbourne soldiers through its fifth lockdown with a grim determination, and the case numbers reliably fall day by day in the exact proportion expected, Sydney seems to be debating how many people can go to a real estate showing or how long the queue is in something called a Bing Lee.
Gladys, the leader of the “best government in Australia” looks hapless, panicked, and entirely out of her depth. The entire government is leaderless and directionless. A severe lockdown of four weeks would have knocked this on the head (Victorians are expert epidemiologists by now). Instead, it will drag on and on in a half-arsed fashion, the state never getting on top of it.
The question is, does this mark a particular failure by the Berejiklian government? Or is it a more general divide in Australian culture, particularly between Melbourne and Sydney? And what does this mean for the actual federation?
The government screw-up angle is attractive, of course. After all, this is a government that couldn’t even get the gauges on its new tram system to match up. But it may be that the problems go deeper.
Gladys appears to have gone for an ineffectual lockdown mainly because her government is a client of the big retailers. But also because she has a sneaking suspicion that a total lockdown simply may not be enforceable in Sydney. So many people would flaunt it that the government’s authority would be undermined from the start. Alternatively, repression would have to be at a new level — a Rum Corps with tasers sort of thing.
This points to a major problem, and a very interesting one for Australia. As Melbourne and Adelaide complete their lockdowns in an observant manner — with a congruence between government demands and a rational understanding of the situation — Sydney is a madhouse. Queensland would most likely be the same, except even a virus finds Brisbane too ugly to spend too much time in.
We have become two nations, roughly north and south, with two substantially different approaches to the world. It’s like Germany and Italy, but with the polarities reversed, the federation line simply shadowing the boundaries of a much greater division.
How did this come about? To a degree it has been produced relatively recently, by a sort of deliberate branding. Sydney divested itself of residual British trappings in the 1960s and became, as Mort Sahl called it, “a rehearsal for Los Angeles”. In the 1980s, when Australia became the global flavour of the month, it was the outback and Sydney — the Opera House, Crocodile Dundee, Olivia Newton-John, Ken Done and their ilk — that was Australia.
Melbourne became like itself, only more so — the world’s first emo city. The Cain government was in some ways a continuation of the social liberalism of the Hamer government, and after an eight year interregnum, Labor was returned to power. The Andrews government is, in many respects, well to the right of Hamer, but the notion that freedom and flourishing come through universal enablement is well embedded.
The deep cause of this is often taken to be the division between convict cities and free ones (Melbourne had some convicts, but very few). Sydney was an authoritarian state before it was a society; the state presented itself as something necessary, but inimical to human freedom. In Melbourne and Adelaide, the violent capricious state was turned outwards onto the Indigenous, by that very means establishing a degree of shared consensus among whites. The state was cosa nostra — our thing.
That might have faded but then a bloke arrived in Sydney who would set it all in stone. John Anderson took up the chair of philosophy in 1927. He was a Stalinist, then a Trotskyist; by the late 1930s he was a libertarian anarchist. “It is always wrong to call the police, but it is sometimes necessary,” he remarked, which could serve as a summary of his philosophy — and of Gladys’s haphazard lockdown strategy.
Anderson’s students became “The Push”, and The Push became the anti-communist right and the Liberal Party (Crazy James McAuley and Peter “Pickled” Coleman) and the libertarian left (hahaha Paddy McGuinness, Germaine Greer, Margaret Fink, Frank Moorhouse, Nevilles Richard and Jill, Robert Hughes and so on). Sydney’s Marxists were Stalinists who shared the Push’s anti-statism (it’s complicated); Melbourne’s (non-Catholic) right were social liberals, its Marxists those who take six months to define “state” before trying to take it over.
These differences shaped politics and society to some degree for two generations, though contained within a greater Australian commonality. They have burst out now because the conditions we live under — a virus that is becoming a threat to the capacity to carry on common life, without abandoning the vulnerable to their fate — have pushed the difference to an existential level.
Long answer short: Melbourne wins the argument (Adelaide too, but I think of it as a mock-Tudor English village filled with serial killers, rather than a city). Freedom and flourishing come from positive freedom — the capacity for universal safety and possibility, acquired through curbs on the individual — rather than “negative” liberty, the right of the individual to pretend that they do not impinge on another unless they do so visibly and physically.
Out of this crisis has come a supreme crisis of federalism. Central authority cannot be ceded to, both structurally and because it has been abdicated by the incumbent; but nor can differences now be respected within a whole. This isn’t “potato scallops” v “potato cakes” we’re talking about. This is life and death.
Sovereignty, moral and actual, resides with the states. For Victoria and others, total borders and punishment for their transgression should be enforced for a period longer, to protect the freedoms we have gained at harsh cost. This is preferable to having to extend our restrictions in an act of inadvertent federation solidarity.
And the example of our success may up the pressure on Gladys to have a genuine lockdown. Even as the communiques from the plague lands tell of descent into cannibalism and — nooooooooo! — falling house prices.
“even a virus finds Brisbane too ugly to spend too much time in.”? Steady on there young man, we’re not involved in your Vic/NSW bickering and we’ve done all the lockdowns we’ve needed to quite diligently.
hey, at least he didn’t say you were a city of serial killers
in a mock-Tudor setting
That pickled my herrings as well.
Exactly. Guy seems to have been working on getting the zingers in rather than serious content. Lockdowns have been almost all in SE Queensland which has more in common with the rest of the major cities rather than with some of the rural areas. There was a strong view here that a snap hard three day lockdown that we had was better than a 30 day misery (which NSW will probably manage to turn into 60 days). Also the Queensland government is from the authoritarian Labor tradition, so not averse to using tasers (in Guy’s terms) if need be. I know we have plenty of libertarian ratbags here – but Clive Palmer has done a fair job of discrediting that brand.
Having lived in Sydney I think that it has its own culture seperate from even the rest of NSW. In particular it is a culture of individual hedonism and money – and that does not go well with communal solidarity and sacrifice. I suspect Australia is in a number of ways like the USA in its divisions – for example everyone else in the USA hates New York, and here everyone hates Sydney.
Being Brisbane born and bred, I’m here for the zingers. More please.
What a weird drive-by on Queensland. I can’t even work out what you’re saying – Qld would be like NSW? Not on your life. We go hard and fast and everyone complies – that’s why we get out of lockdown in 3-4 days.
But I know, Crikey is for Sydney and Melbourne people only and the rest of us just need to accept the slights if we get mentioned at all.
As parochial as it is as a house magazine for the SydBourne urbanoids, the awareness or interest is nil for those beyond the Great Dividing Range – wha…? where?
At least you were mentioned – still waiting here in Perth (on second thoughts, happy to keep on waiting)
Well, some of us have yet to forgive WA and Queensland for electing a federal government that is both corrupt and incompetent. Corrupt we could deal with but their incompetence is beyond belief.
Hahaha, that’s a fair cop lethell. I was, also as a Qlder, going to add my voice to the protest. But, because of your comment, I’ve pulled my head in 🙂
Hopefully come the Federal election (in May 2022 no doubt) all can be forgiven. WA is angry at the Federal Government (and Porter in particular) for sending Clive Palmer to rob $30 billion from the state, and it is happy with McGowan’s performance in the pandemic – which also showed up how useless Morrison is in a crisis.
We obviously can’t deal with the corrupt, which Sydney seems to inspire on the left and right equally, just imagine what might have been if Bob Brown stayed at home.
So true.
Also Get-Up specifically targetting Dickson which had been highly marginal, under 2% IIRC, under threat from PHONie.
Didn’t that work out well?
Now a safe seat for Spud.
You think you’ve got problems Jimbo . . . Darwin protects entire nation, but does anyone thank us? Oh the heat, the humidity. and, and, and . . . not a single community infection. Now that’s community compliance.
The crocodiles ate it all up?
Is it always warm – do you not occasionally have to wear winter shorts, t-shirt and winter thongs?
10C and teeming here.
Brisbane has behaved sensibly throughout the pandemic, diligently going along with lockdowns decreed by Palaszczuk & CHO Young – despite the barbs & disparaging remarks from both Morrison & Berejiklian.The latter two now proven to be incompetent.
As a Brisbanian, I spent five weeks in Adelaide in May/June & was dismayed by the slackness of the locals in scanning their QR app at venues. The indifference to social distancing was another unwelcome revelation. Adelaide’s most recent lockdown may have shocked them into better behaviour – they had much to learn.
None of the backwater locations in Australia have experienced any covid. I expect that to remain unchanged. The premiers only call for lockdowns so they can be seen to be playing with the big boys and girls.
Orange, Dubbo, Carbonne and that is just NSW.
As an Adelaidean, I had a couple of trips to Melbourne earlier this year. Mask compliance was better than in Adelaide but QR codes were a mess. But, you’re right, this has come as a wake-up call down south.
I don’t think QLD has really been tested yet tbh. Guy is making some assumptions here about how QLD would respond as a whole at the idea of being required to lock down – ie no longer able to do most of what you consider essential for life – for months on end. I suspect his assumption is right on here.
I may be wrong, but my recollection is that QLD has only had one lockdown you could consider long – about a month at the very beginning of the pandemic – and that was before anyone got serious about masks as well. There is simply no comparison at all to Melbourne where there has been a lockdown of some sort for 6 of the last 12 months, masks have been mandatory on public transport for 12 months and they’re still mandatory right now whenever you’re outside your own home. Not sure eastern staters are really paying attention to the details on this one.
Berijiklian is taking advice from business, the people who sit in board rooms are unfamiliar with the detail of how distribution centres, food processing plants work and where the work forces live
Andrews had better advice on how industry operates so the health directions were clear.
Still want to know if Bunnings is Click & Collect only, David Jones & Myer are closed, and if cleaners can clean private homes
If you want tradies who are told to isolate for 14 days to follow health orders its time to censor The Daily Telegraph and Sky News so there is no mixed messaging
I’ve been cheering for Victoria’s lockdown, think Melbourne has earned the right to publish some fatuous froth and no froth more fatulent than when Mr Rundle’s on a roll.
But sitting as I do in the Peoples Republic of Canberra — a virginal island in a sea of Covid — all I can say is:
The moment federalism collapses, the ACT is immediately annexing the uni town of Wollongong, the truck-stop of Goulburn as our Hume Border Fortress, all the fish-shops in Batemans Bay (i.e. the whole of Batemans Bay), all the snowfields from Jindabyne to Crackenback, and after the latest lockdown announcement we’ll grab Wagga too in humanitarian relief.
(You can thank us later.)
You and whose army?
Would you really want those trough-toughened pollies with you in a foxhole?
Selkie inquired: You and whose army?
Uh, the Federal one? (I don’t think NSW has one unless Barilaro reinstitutes the Rum Corps..)
Selkie added: Would you really want those trough-toughened pollies with you in a foxhole?
With my kitchen-set? Not a problem. They’re all well-pickled so the meat would keep, and none of them can run for nuts since Abbott left.
There are few army bases in ACT and Capt Pugwash’s toy navy in Jervis Bay would be hard pressed to control Nowra.
In 1975 there was talk of troops on the streets and, though the officer class was keen as, it was clear that few NCOs would obey and certainly not the soldiers.
Selkie offered: There are few army bases in ACT
You’re right! Our khakhi confreres are already deployed where we want them! 😉
Tbh the rest of the comrades in the PRC are on a knife edge at the moment because we know that despite our best efforts and compliance (a city of public servants tends to be good at that) the virus is coming over the hill from the megalopolis to the north. We don’t have a border that can actually be enforced and are more exposed to the consequences of lock down lite. Feels like Russian roulette in the fox hole right now.
More seriously, Scuba Al, I agree. The ACT has been doing well so far because it’s ‘just far enough’ from Sydney, has been quick to act, and because its population is reasonably compliant. But Delta has already lapped at Goulburn and Orange — if it finds its way into the regions, Canberra will see it too.
We’re reasonably well-vaxxed for an Australian jurisdiction and that will likely improve further in the next two months, but right now we’re exposed like a butt on a baboon’s buck’s night.
Guy you need to take a Bex and have a lie down.
Federalism is not in danger, its just the same old Melbourne – Sydney bickering that ‘s gone on forever.
Melbourne and Sydney bicker and occasionally stop to agree that they are both glad they don’t live
in those OTHER states.
Sydney/NSW has undoubtably screwed up their Covid handling.
But If you happen to think that redirecting vaccines into south west Sydney is the best overall response
to squash the outbreak before it escapes in numbers that cannot be stopped then
the person who should be making that call is the Prime Minister and the Federal Government.
That is their job!
You can’t expect the states to give up vaccines they have in hand. They would be failing in their elected responsibilities.
If Federalism is failing, it’s not because of the states, it’s because the current Federal government appears to have no clue as to its role.
I’d agree, the parochial rivalry between Melbourne and Sydney is not very strong like it had been, especially for middle and younger generations.