As Boris Johnson noted, in his ungracious and reluctant resignation speech, he departed despite a large mandate. He had won in 2019 — against a suicidally incompetent Labour opposition — with a landslide of 80 seats. Now, less than three years later, much of his backbench, and a good 50 of his ministers, have forced him out.
The mandate meant nothing, because it had been utterly squandered in a catastrophically bad response to the pandemic, a slew of scandals and, ultimately, the perception that there was something important missing from Johnson’s make-up — any sense of integrity.
The parallels with Scott Morrison here can be overplayed — he handled the pandemic better, for a start — but the same ultimate fate awaited both men: voters, and their own colleagues, had come to conclude they were toxic, untrustworthy people — and the stench of scandal around them became overpowering. And for both men, their gross mishandling and complete misreading of incidents of sexual predation and assault were immediate or, in Morrison’s case, longer-term causes of their dumping.
And in both cases, they thus squandered political success. Scott Morrison should have been able to convert a narrow 2019 win into a longer-term government off the back of a strong pandemic recovery and a comparatively low death toll. Johnson had survived any number of scandals arising from his handling of the pandemic. Both are now gone.
Both Morrison and Johnson used the same political tactics; indeed, they shared the same political strategist in Isaac Levido, a protégé of Lynton Crosby. Morrison and Johnson used a playbook developed in conservative campaigns in Australia, the US and the UK, with a focus on micro-targeted pork-barrelling, culture war campaigns, coordination with News Corp to deliver attack lines and demonisation of opponents and their policies — all bolstered by, in the case of Johnson and Morrison, an enthusiasm for lying that far exceeded the realms of both political tradition and necessity.
The playbook delivered success in 2019, but three years later was no longer working. Morrison’s techniques failed to make any impression on the 2022 election campaign here, and if anything contributed to the stunning loss of Liberal heartland seats. In the UK, the fear of what Johnson was doing to the Tory vote — the party’s sustained polling lead over Labour vanished at the end of 2021 and the opposition has maintained a solid lead since — was one of the drivers for his ouster.
But in the end, for two very different men — one a classically educated television personality, the other a rather average marketing man — it came down to their lack of substance and lack of character. The processes of government exposed fundamental laziness in both of them: neither was particularly interested in governing, which requires application and complex thought. Both thought purely in terms of the media cycle and government-by-announcement, and had no interest in policy or much in the way of political ideology.
And neither was trustworthy: if Morrison never reached the depths that Johnson plumbed in terms of ministerial walkouts, that’s partly because so many ministers who knew what he was like fled the moment they could. Craig Laundy, Michael Keenan, Mathias Cormann, Christopher Pyne, Julie Bishop — all were signalling exactly what they thought of Morrison long before he bungled vaccines or aged care. And there were plenty of people who knew Morrison who were prepared to share their view of him privately, or as background to the media, or, in the case of Concetta Fierravanti-Wells, on the public record.
For Johnson, however, a brighter future awaits than for Morrison. He is a brand, a media-friendly one; a stream of books, comedy panel show appearances and colourful speaking engagements await. If, for Clausewitz, war was politics by other means, for Johnson, politics was entertainment by other means. There will always be room on stage for his clown act, if not in Downing Street.
Long ago, in the days of my childhood, there was a popular saying that “empty vessels make the most noise”.
We can now extend that.
“Empty vessels make the most noise, and in modern politics, he or she who makes the most noise is the most likely to be elected, especially when that noise is amplified by a partisan media.”
Maybe, though, we’ve turned the corner. Albo doesn’t strike me as a noisy bloke. Thank the Universe.
Hopefully Albo will address the MSM trash soon with decent media ownership and diversity and truth in news reporting and political ads laws with harsh penalties like huge fiines and loss of licences to print, publish or broadcast for at least six weeks. Should send Rupert scuttling off and Stokes, Rhinohide and Costello to heel not to mention the likes of serial liars like Murray, Credlin etal.
Breaking news. The new series of The Three Stooges is about to be launched starring Donald Trump as Moe, Boris Johnson as Larry, and Scott Morrison as the bumbling idiot Curly. This trifecta of deranged fools will make the old, original Three Stooges much smarter and wiser than was originally thought. Nuk, nuk, nuk.
Love it !!
My understanding is a common thread is Crosby Textor, who to me at a distance seem to be uncaring, ruthless and players of childish but sadly influential games of win at any cost, no matter what lies and lack of respect are thrown in along the way.
Agree, also with input from US radical right libertarian Koch and nativist Tanton Networks’ agitprop and policy influence, driven by fossil fuels and 19th century ideas of society.
Crosby Textor are evil players no doubt, but they only have influence because evil parties pay for their filthy services.
Yes and no but very particular parties i.e. Tories & LNP; imported from the GOP and perfected the art of adopting divisive (non) policy or sociocultural issues via focus groups, promoting and testing. Then informing media content for gridlock on &/or deflection from other more serious issues e.g. fossil fuels, carbon emissions, transition to renewables etc..
So all three compulsive liars are gone – Trump, Morrison and Johnson. What a waste of everyone’s time they were. Perhaps complex questions don’t have simplistic showy answers after all?
Gone? Johnson is still PM and intends to be till October at least, Trump could easily be the next President, and Morrison… OK Morrison, but look who replaced him. Horror show villains aren’t gone till the credits roll, and sometimes not even then.
I think you mean ‘final President’.
Well, last elected president anyway….
The Republican insurgency is pretty well primed to steal the next election…
“Elected”? More likely “appointed” by a dodgy electoral college.
Not so confident about the Mango Moron. The Republican Party seems to have more lunatics per square centimetre than either England or Australia. Hopefully the RoevWade decision and the appaling gun violence will swing voters away from the Republicans and destroy their influence in both Houses.
All three are in the background…BUT…Scott Morrison is still a politician; Boris, although he’s made his valedictory speech, might still be around for a few months yet…and able to balls more things up in the meantime…and TRUMP?? I wouldn’t put it past the Republicans to try to put him back into The White House at the next election!!??
Wow BK – on fire today. Three great articles.
Brandis, Morrison, Johnson – what a troika of ne’er-do-wells.
Meanwhile Dreyfus ceases the prosecution of Collaery – within six weeks of being made A-G.
My sentiments exactly!