Elsewhere in today’s Crikey, we revel in the sheer mind-boggling Scott Morrison of it all. The revelations that he’d appointed himself to various ministries during the pandemic, in some cases with such secrecy that the ministers already in those portfolios didn’t find out until the rest of us did, fulfilled the brief of every hallmark of Morrison’s time as prime minister: the hatred of transparency, the running roughshod over his colleagues, saying things that could easily be demonstrated to be untrue, and of course one last shrugging assertion that something wasn’t his job — in this case saying “following day-to-day politics” no longer formed part of his job description as a professional politician.
We are not the only ones to gratefully accept this one last chance — we think — to celebrate the most easily dunked upon Australian prime minister this side of Billy McMahon.
Behold our favourite responses to the unfolding scandal, starting with Crikey‘s 2021 person of the year, Grace Tame, who gave a new context for her infamous side eye at Morrison during her January meeting with the then prime minister on her way out as Australian of the Year:
Satire site The Shovel lamented the missed opportunities of Morrison’s approach:
It further theorised about the other national disasters that might be the result of Morrison secretly putting himself in charge:
Unsurprisingly, The Shovel was far from the only satire account to make use of the news:
If nothing else, Josh Butler of Guardian Australia points out that it does the Coalition’s job creation stats absolutely no harm:
And while Morrison’s political opponents (and erstwhile allies, in some cases) have been quick to jump on the story as yet another rotten tomato to toss his way, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young is happy to preemptively exonerate Morrison in one case:
We’ll leave the final word to Crikey‘s own Cam Wilson, who frankly thinks you guys just can’t get into Morrison’s elite-level “side hustle” mentality:
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Morrison had sublime confidence in his ability & breadth of competence. Based on nothing.
The best one I saw was:
Scott Morrison: they/them.
🙂 Maybe SAD will consult Deves tonight?
“WHO warns of new pandemic after 5 new variants of Scott Morrison were detected over the weekend.”
https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1559081198949126146
Who CENTRALISES power to mitigate COVID risks?
I had a little laugh to see that he took on Home Affairs only after Dutts had moved on.
Lucky he didn’t care about Education. Three makes for a crowded relationship.
I love that one!! (I am sure it is what I am thinking!)
But, who is Charles? Who is Camilla? And who is Di?
I’m thinking ScoMo and Stu as Charles and Camilla as they have a special bond, but I can’t quite fit Tudge into the Di role. Maybe Tudge was still the Education Minister as Di was still the (people’s) princess?
Tudge, Tudge, Wink wink, say no more
– with a nod to the Dead Parrot & Monty Python