Ever the marketing man, former prime minister Scott Morrison is set to launch a unique “get out of jail free” card to maximise on his newfound “me-shuffle” notoriety.
Leaked promotional material seems to confirm the embattled MP’s unorthodox move into the personal and professional services market.
A source close to Morrison said: “Chicken tikka paste and ukulele strings don’t grow on trees, and it’s not like corporate Australia is knocking his door down. Scott sees this venture as a way of giving even more of himself to the people of Australia.”
Excellent effort.
I’d settle for a Scott free parliament…
Yeah!
Pleae tell me that the expiry date on the card – 12/99 – doesn’t mean 2099.
That could inspire a new song from Zager & Evans, if humans can survive that long.
If the Prime Minister is sworn in as an additional minister, does this make the other minister an assistant minister given the prime minister is, well, prime? So, for example, was Josh Frydenberg at the time of the election, the Treasurer or the Assistant Treasurer?