There is a piece from the famous September 11 2001 edition of satirical newspaper The Onion headlined “Not knowing what else to do, woman bakes American flag cake“, capturing a certain absurd poignancy that descends during historic moments. Of course the death of an elderly monarch is of a different magnitude to the horrors of 9/11, but we detect a similar “well, we have to do something” feeling in the following list of events that have been cancelled after Queen Elizabeth’s death.
Sport
Two weekends of Premier League fixtures have been cancelled. Oddly cricket, the posher of the mass sports in England, went ahead, with England and South Africa completing the third match of their Test series (having cancelled the second day of the match, which fell on the day she died).
Strikes
There was a lot of industrial action planned in the UK for September, and pretty much all of it will be postponed — rail and postal workers, the Royal College of Nurses, even employees of the Reach Newspaper group have suspended strike action or preparations for it.
Checkout beeps
It was initially report that the Morrisons supermarket chain had turned off the scanning beeps at its checkouts. This had been confirmed with The Times consumer affairs correspondent Andrew Ellson by a Morrisons spokesperson, only for it to “clarify” later that actually the beeps had only been turned down, which we can all agree is a far more normal and appropriate response.
Superfluous weather content
Oh, you want some fun weather facts while Her Majesty travels to her final resting place? Do you even hear yourself right now? The Met Offices — the UK’s equivalent of the Bureau of Meteorology — aren’t going to assuage your depraved cravings for non-operational content, posting on September 9: “We are saddened by the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Our thoughts are with her family and all those affected by this news. As a mark of respect during this time of national mourning we will only be posting daily forecasts and warnings.”
In a recurring theme, they then had to clarify that they were still going to fulfil the basic and important function:
Bike racks
In a turn of events that we’re sure would power a lively discussion on Mid Morning Matters‘ radio show, a notice was tied to the bike racks at Norwich City Hall that they were to be closed for the royal period of mourning. It was later “clarified” that this was to make way for floral tributes and not, say, an implication that cycling was unbecoming at this grave time.
The republican movement in Australia
While countries across the Commonwealth are using the death of the popular monarch as the time to discuss and plan for their liberation from foreign rule, the organisation with the task of leading that debate in this country, the Australian Republican Movement, has decided to wait until King Charles III is good and settled in:
‘.. the Australian Republican Movement, has decided to wait until King Charles III is good and settled in…’
A smart predator will wait patiently until the prey is comfortably in position.
Judging by his leaking pen outburst, this could be a good strategy. That is, over a period of time people will come to see the real Charles, which will make the Republicans’ job easier.
It’s hard to see the public in general having the same affection for him as the queen. Throw in a few more scandals and …
The republican movement was going on….?
Jenny Hocking’s long obstructed research which eventually allowed us to read letters between Sir John Kerr and the Queen’s private secretary demonstrated that “the palace” took a partisan position which facilitated and supported (arguably counselled) the dismissal of the Whitlam government.
The avalanche of praise of the Queen makes it clear that she was an intelligent woman who took great interest in the governments of which she was constitutional head. There can be no doubt that the Queen knew and approved of the part which “the palace “ took in the dismissal.
Whatever political party you support and whether or not you believe the dismissal was beneficial to the Nation, it cannot be disputed that the Queen’s role in the dismissal was a seriously anti-democratic action. It is no time for the Australian Republican movement to go silent.
Monarchy is basically an admission of failure as a society. If the answer is monarchy, you’re asking the wrong question. We can do much better.
Ceremonial elected President with strictly limited powers, similar to Ireland is best. Good at shaking hands and having long luncheons and dinners essential.
To be fair, the cancellation of football matches at the sport washing end of the scale is due to the need to redeploy police officers (my League 2 team won overnight) There are stringent rules, known only to the Daily Mail, on how you are allowed to behave in public and the boys in blue etc. There are also a lot of marmalade sandwiches to be removed as a threat to safety. Apparently a republic would fix all this.
Maybe a republic would fix it all. After all we wouldn’t have all this ridiculousness if a president died 🙂